IamHammerhead
IamHammerhead OP t1_jdf6zme wrote
Reply to comment by gregklumb in I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead
The dermis is a fascinating organ. A thin skin can be quite delectable when immersed in hot oil.
IamHammerhead OP t1_jdbppr8 wrote
Reply to comment by Loose-Letterhead4990 in I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead
Indeed it was. And the police took all the leftovers into evidence.
IamHammerhead OP t1_jdbfdsg wrote
Reply to comment by FuckitThrowaway02 in I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead
A thumbnail can take many culinary forms but none are particularly easy to eat in large amounts. Much like lentils they need to be broken down somewhat to bring out their flavor. If you have the patience to collect thumbnails they make an excellent flour which has the added benefit of being gluten free. So, you see, a thumbnail can be a loaf of bread or many other baked goods.
IamHammerhead OP t1_jdbeebp wrote
Reply to comment by melodyomania in I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead
To know oneself with a bearnaise sauce is to love oneself. Steamed broccoli with toasted almonds is always an excellent side.
IamHammerhead OP t1_jdahf5v wrote
Reply to comment by null_pharaoh in I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead
To be truly ethical, one should only eat meat one has harvested from their person. I wouldn't suggest this diet for everyone. But, as they say, you are what you eat.
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IamHammerhead OP t1_jdgfses wrote
Reply to comment by Worldly_Vast6340 in I started chewing my fingernails and couldn’t stop. by IamHammerhead
I would have written more on the matter but my nurse, who takes my dictation and reads my correspondence, has made it very clear that she has no appetite for the subject.