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null_pharaoh t1_jdaclc5 wrote

Yeah think I’ll skip the beef dinner tomorrow now

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IamHammerhead OP t1_jdahf5v wrote

To be truly ethical, one should only eat meat one has harvested from their person. I wouldn't suggest this diet for everyone. But, as they say, you are what you eat.

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melodyomania t1_jdbdru7 wrote

My 🫣 stomach will never be the same. I used to love rare steak but it's going to be steamed veg from now on.

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IamHammerhead OP t1_jdbeebp wrote

To know oneself with a bearnaise sauce is to love oneself. Steamed broccoli with toasted almonds is always an excellent side.

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FuckitThrowaway02 t1_jdbdyb4 wrote

Why is the thumbnail a loaf of meat?

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IamHammerhead OP t1_jdbfdsg wrote

A thumbnail can take many culinary forms but none are particularly easy to eat in large amounts. Much like lentils they need to be broken down somewhat to bring out their flavor. If you have the patience to collect thumbnails they make an excellent flour which has the added benefit of being gluten free. So, you see, a thumbnail can be a loaf of bread or many other baked goods.

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Worldly_Vast6340 t1_jdge98t wrote

Wow

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IamHammerhead OP t1_jdgfses wrote

I would have written more on the matter but my nurse, who takes my dictation and reads my correspondence, has made it very clear that she has no appetite for the subject.

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gregklumb t1_jddv10e wrote

That reminds me. My favorite pub has their hot wings special tonight.

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IamHammerhead OP t1_jdf6zme wrote

The dermis is a fascinating organ. A thin skin can be quite delectable when immersed in hot oil.

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