HaniiPuppy
HaniiPuppy t1_ja9p413 wrote
Reply to comment by LonoRising in [WP] Tradition dictates that each sentient species is given one seat in the Galactic Parliament. When humanity made contact with the galactic community, it was decided that planet earth deserves to have four senators. by Spozieracz
Jeff is terrifying since he got those nuclear bombs.
HaniiPuppy t1_j9vtivn wrote
Reply to comment by dragonadamant in [WP] The aliens, it seems, do not consider us a sentient species because we are unable to 'keeneetaa'. We still haven't figured out what that means. by limbodog
I sometimes forget that "grok" isn't a perfectly ordinary word outwith programming.
HaniiPuppy t1_j9nzq0i wrote
Reply to comment by Professor_Entropy in [WP]You're a software engineer who is a communications geek. You learned Morse code. One day, on a whim, you blink "console" with your eyelids. A translucent overlay over everything appears, highlighting items of interest. A realtime programming loop prompt blinks eagerly by livebeta
> “Son, if you’re reading this, help me, I’m trapped inside the console. I’ve been trying to get you here for a long time.”
We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty.
HaniiPuppy t1_j8tnjh0 wrote
Reply to comment by Biz_Ascot_Junco in [WP] In a galaxy that is quite xenophobic and isolationist humanity is the odd one out. We generally like aliens and want to get along. When they turned us down, we redoubled our efforts. Now our fleet is orbiting the alien's home world. We may no longer come in peace, but they will be our friends. by Kitty_Fuchs
Fire the orbital friendship cannon!
HaniiPuppy t1_jaqeh1w wrote
Reply to comment by RageMaster_241 in [WP] You are a werewolf trying your best to live peacefully among humans, but your SO has just proposed to you with a ring of pure silver. You genuinely love and want to marry them, but you also have to somehow get out of accepting this ring. by Kitty_Fuchs
Next up: "How do I explain to this person that a stake in the heart will kill me without revealing that I'm a vampire?"