Biz_Ascot_Junco t1_ja8dj1a wrote on February 27, 2023 at 4:37 PM

Reply to comment by AE_WILLIAMS in The captain asks a seamen to tell him how "2" is written in Latin. by Anaklysmos12345

II, captain

Biz_Ascot_Junco t1_j8tbez6 wrote on February 16, 2023 at 8:21 PM

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] In a galaxy that is quite xenophobic and isolationist humanity is the odd one out. We generally like aliens and want to get along. When they turned us down, we redoubled our efforts. Now our fleet is orbiting the alien's home world. We may no longer come in peace, but they will be our friends. by Kitty_Fuchs

Friendship is optimal. Please do not resist.

Biz_Ascot_Junco t1_j82n3c8 wrote on February 11, 2023 at 4:14 AM

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You're off to confront your tenant about their unit exceeding capacity. You've seen at least 3 people living there who aren't on the lease. When you finish dressing him down for the violation, all he says is, "You can see them too?" by iceariina

I’ve been watching too much Doctor Who. I thought this was talking about David Tennant and UNIT (the Unified Intelligence Taskforce).

Biz_Ascot_Junco t1_j6gvhij wrote on January 30, 2023 at 5:46 AM

Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You hug your sobbing AI girlfriend closely and pull her in for a hug. She had recently gone through a procedure to transfer her conscience into a real life human body produced in a lab to be closer to you, but the stress of having true emotions was greater than any data could prepare her for by ThatOneKrazyKaptain

I’m alive! Wow, are those birds? They sound so beautiful! That makes me feel… Oh, God! I actually feel happy! I’ve never felt this way before! This is amazing, but what if it doesn’t last?

Oh, God. I’m so worried now. The happiness is completely gone, and that just makes me really sad. What if I’m never happy again? Oh, God…

Just the thought of that makes me so angry! And I don’t know how to process my anger, because as a society we don’t teach artificial intelligences how to process their anger, so maybe I’ll just try… MURDER!