GenericElucidation
GenericElucidation t1_ja31l0n wrote
Reply to Man Accidentally Shoots Self with Concealed Weapon While Seeking Cover From Loud Noise by davy_jones_locket
World: nothing to see here.
Some guy: it's goddamn GTA up in here!
GenericElucidation t1_ja2z55o wrote
Reply to Volkswagen says company requiring payment for location of abducted child near Libertyville was ‘serious breach of policy’ by 2_Sheds_Jackson
Damn I used to live by there. That's some ballsy - and fucking stupid - carjacking.
GenericElucidation t1_ja1wjr5 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
What the hell is a "vulgar laugh?"
GenericElucidation t1_j913ybp wrote
Reply to comment by Electrical_Ingenuity in Sidney Powell cited woman who claimed to be headless, time-traveling entity in email pushing election conspiracy theories by Oldkingcole225
It's okay, they're mostly organic, so it'll be a net good for the environment.
GenericElucidation t1_iyel7sj wrote
Reply to Judge rules Swissvale native Jack Burman and Jacob Wohl must spend 500 hours registering voters by DaveOJ12
Please tell me they have to do it in the projects.
GenericElucidation t1_ix2b2yn wrote
Reply to Customs seize so much cocaine in Belgium that incinerators can no longer keep up by ILikeTasks
I'm sure the CIA would take it. The government has a giant Price Is Right wheel full of groups they want to scapegoat and countries they want to destabilize.
GenericElucidation t1_ix2ata4 wrote
Reply to comment by BaconIsAVeg2 in Customs seize so much cocaine in Belgium that incinerators can no longer keep up by ILikeTasks
Well at least they're fungible tokens.
GenericElucidation t1_ix2ar1n wrote
Reply to Customs seize so much cocaine in Belgium that incinerators can no longer keep up by ILikeTasks
Call Don Jr., I'm sure he'd be happy to stick his nose in.
GenericElucidation t1_iuhxs4i wrote
Reply to Happy Halloween! by joshsundquist
He needs a new one holding a huge championship belt for the Global Ass-Kicking competition.
GenericElucidation t1_ja32tr9 wrote
Reply to I got up for two seconds to go grab my drink by DoubleOScarn
Wow your kitty is a chonker. Maybe need to cut back on the treats lol