Elajz
Elajz t1_j9sxndt wrote
Counselling is great. I mean of course, the free counsellors school gives you are often... Mediocre... But I joined as well and it helps tremendously even just to be able to vent to a person without feeling bad about bothering them.
I still despise Daniel and somewhere deep down I hope he dies, though I know Ash would blame herself forever, so too bad.
Also look at Gray Gray and Maria being the supportive buddies you need, you go girl! #TeamGrayson
Elajz t1_j9swpci wrote
Reply to How to Survive College - I guess this is what happens when you lose your keys around here? by fainting--goat
Argh why did I not get an update notification T-T
Also counselling may be a good idea
Fricking screw Daniel
Elajz t1_j75ycdr wrote
Reply to comment by jjbugman2468 in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
You get a YouTube tutorial from a changeling with bad English, yet somehow it works perfectly and you immediately understand
Elajz t1_j75x900 wrote
Reply to comment by VorpalAbyss in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
Pro tip - if you combine the intestines with some tendons, you get a stronger structure ^-^
Elajz t1_j75wr21 wrote
Reply to comment by not_this_word in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
I have like the opposite problem - I am extremely sensitive to outside light. Almost can't go out without sunglasses sensitive. Even snow hurts to look at.
I have like half a dioptre in my right eye (is that how you say it?), meaning I can't see far things with that eye as clearly, but I don't think that has to do something with it. I told an optometrist about my light hatred and she was like "meh, it's normal". Maybe I'm just making a big deal out of something everyone experiences, but I don't know.
Elajz t1_j75weg6 wrote
Reply to comment by rule-bender in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat
I don't know why they broke up, but I sure do remember him being an ass and swearing at her through texts and I want him to be punished
Elajz t1_j75w702 wrote
Honestly, at this point, just screw Daniel. Let him die
Unless he comes to you. Himself. Begging. On. His. Knees.
Also Ash don't you even dare think about catching feels for Stevo again, or I have the feeling Cassie will be the one having a claim on your life.
...am I the only one wondering if the "fixed" computers would work? Maybe even do inhuman stuff...? :0
Elajz t1_j5oivgv wrote
Reply to comment by Cryptid_Muse in How to Survive College - I broke his nose!!!! 💪 by fainting--goat
That doesn't mean she can't for example provide him with weapons and tips or such. Fairytales often have a helpful figure/guide for the hero, like a loyal friend
Elajz t1_j5nox63 wrote
Daniel, I swear, do you want them to help you, or are you just gonna keep bitching around? Jeeeez. Nobody told him he'd have to do it alone, I'm sure Ash would make a plan of sorts, so why be an asshole. Can someone explain to him how folklore, heroes and trials work please?
Elajz t1_j1to08s wrote
Reply to comment by MasqueradeOfSilence in How to Survive College - obviously I get to be bait by fainting--goat
My grandma once folded my laudry in front of visitors AND SHE COMPLIMENTED MY UNDERWEAR OUTLOUD?!!?
Elajz t1_j1tnx28 wrote
Reply to comment by MagniPunk in How to Survive College - obviously I get to be bait by fainting--goat
Yeah, exactly! Or any other campus creature. I just wonder of the Laundry Lady feels the least bit sorry or if she'll make fun of her instead
Elajz t1_j1tnt8z wrote
Reply to comment by KProbs713 in How to Survive College - obviously I get to be bait by fainting--goat
Ooooh, I like your thinking ;)
I wish it had been Grayson...
Elajz t1_iz8vz4y wrote
Reply to comment by birchpitch in How to Survive College - the stabbed student by fainting--goat
Yeah, I know, it's just that the person might've misspelled it
Elajz t1_iz8nels wrote
Reply to comment by noneOfUrBusines in How to Survive College - the stabbed student by fainting--goat
TTID?
Elajz t1_iz8jffv wrote
Reply to comment by MamaOnica in How to Survive College - the stabbed student by fainting--goat
I didn't think about L. Now I'm gonna imagine it's him everytime, jeez
Elajz t1_iz8jazv wrote
Reply to comment by RolyPoly1320 in How to Survive College - the stabbed student by fainting--goat
I may be crazy but what if the Upside Down Man that jumps between the raindrops is the one who somehow has a hand in restarting the club?
Elajz t1_iz8iygx wrote
I'm thinking you should maybe try asking the Folklore prof or checking library archives for the ceiling-dwelling schoolmate. I mean being stabbed to death by utensil knives isn't a very common death, is it? Or maybe try to find out if there's a graveyard keeper of sorts and ask them about it?
I know we shouldn't name these but always describing him as the stabbed student is gonna get tiring. I propose: Walking Pincushion, Knife Holder, Butter Fingers, Roof Cutter
Also who else is imagining him in the good ol' "I have a knife! NO!" vine?
Elajz t1_ixu71p5 wrote
I totally get your fear at the beginning, me and my friend in fact talked about our worst fears yesterday, and I said mine is being alone. Not like in a room alone, but losing the people dear to me like my father and friends or just noone being reachable when I need them
Elajz t1_ixu6umv wrote
Reply to comment by Fragrant_Thought6636 in How to Survive College - scratching at the door by fainting--goat
#teamGrayson
Elajz t1_ixu6snk wrote
Reply to comment by buttersquash23 in How to Survive College - scratching at the door by fainting--goat
Hopefully on Maria xD
Elajz t1_iwkuq80 wrote
Ashley and Grayson sitting in a tree,
T-A-L-K-I-N-G it out because that's what good friends (and couples) do
We need the dinner for... Uh... Very legit and informational reasons :)
Also yeah, we all know the devil probably has evil devilish plans and stuff but like hey, having a bodyguard is cool too. Might be nice to use that while you can and maybe go play with some evil stuff?
Elajz t1_ivis1t0 wrote
Reply to comment by prawnpaella in How To Survive College - I'm a shitty barista by fainting--goat
I can totally see pepper spray to counteract their funny freckle mouths :)
Elajz t1_ivirtcf wrote
Reply to comment by MotherOfPiggles in How To Survive College - I'm a shitty barista by fainting--goat
Ah, sorry, just saw some nail gun shenanigans so that came to mind, you have better ideas
Also what about a shirt cannon? Maybe wet shirts even?
Elajz t1_ivinbvz wrote
I love you Cas
Also maybe next time try to get a ranged weapon of sorts? I dunno, maybe like a nail gun or something might be enough, then you might be able to just stay in the doorway and shut the door when needed?
Elajz t1_j9xs39e wrote
Reply to comment by ybnrmlnow in How to Survive College - something is after Cassie by fainting--goat
Gray-bae is his nickname if they actually get together xD