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VorpalAbyss t1_j75fq7a wrote

Reply to comment by AzarothEaterOfSouls in How to Survive College - why are software licenses so expensive anyway by fainting--goat

I happen to disagree. I have solved a great many problems by using the versatile material known as 'intestines'.

Broken wire? Intestines.

Violin strings? Intestines.

Small child? Intestines.

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I don't see why you couldn't use intestines to fix computers. Intestines are the future, the future is now.

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_embr t1_j75jnn6 wrote

So... did you eat a small child, or did you replace one with intestines? I'm confused here.

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Darkfrost1802 t1_j7tu65c wrote

No silly they obv saved a small child who had lost their intestines.

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Elajz t1_j75x900 wrote

Pro tip - if you combine the intestines with some tendons, you get a stronger structure ^-^

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fainting--goat OP t1_j7szdmq wrote

This is not a pro tip. This is an alarming tip. I don't want to know how you know this.

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