DarkLordArbitur
DarkLordArbitur t1_jaeuw6z wrote
Reply to comment by literallymycringe in TIFU by falling through my attic by literallymycringe
Seems like that's not the only thing that fell through.
Nah, but you're probably fine, as long as your parents have never once told you it's dangerous to go up there
DarkLordArbitur t1_jaetf9b wrote
Reply to TIFU by falling through my attic by literallymycringe
Were you told not to go up there?
DarkLordArbitur t1_jaen1pv wrote
Reply to Someone stole the tape dispenser from my desk at work and glued it to the wall in our electrical panel room. I don’t know why. by rearl306
That's an ingenious way of having a wall dispenser for tape.
Now if only someone could explain why they needed a wall dispenser for tape in this specific room...
DarkLordArbitur t1_ja94qpi wrote
Reply to comment by r3dj4ck0424 in [WP] When a god summoned your group of friends to save his magical realm, he allowed all five of you to choose your appearance in this world. The first two of your friends chose to be idealized adult versions of themselves. The next two chose fantasy races. Everyone was suprised by your choice... by Martinus_XIV
I'm sorry, did you just give the Ulcerated Tree Spirit from Elden Ring SWORDS?
ARE YOU TRYING TO GET US ALL KILLED, SIR
DarkLordArbitur t1_jb2555x wrote
Reply to comment by X01Eagle in [WP] - The vampire steps out, and his daughters cower and kneel where they stand. You ready yourself for the fight. Before you can raise your weapon, though, the vampire sighs, and with an embarrassed tone, says, “I’m really quite sorry for the trouble…” by X01Eagle
Doubt he will. This is the first 5 minutes of vampire smut.