So are your lips, because I strangled you.

I often wonder how the Village People met and formed a band. They come from such diverse and varied backgrounds.

My 12 yo boy asked me if I knew about the headless horseman. I told him I knew all about him from a documentary I'd seen and it turned out he was actually a janitor and would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids and their pesky dog..

Hot spots. The microwaves will sort of clump together in places within the rectangular box. These clumps will be super heating a tiny bit of the volume. Spinning the food spreads out the super heating around the lump of food. Without spinning it can destroy stuff.

Recently while heating a tub of chocolate buttons to make a topping, the tub caught on the side and stopped spinning. The side of the tub super heated and melted letting liquid chocolate, still being heated, run all through the bottom of the microwave oven. It was an awful thing to clean out.

LPT: If your glass tray breaks or is in the wash, a dinner plate may do as a temporary substitute. Make sure it spins like it should. Never microwave food without the spinning plate, unless the oven is designed with no spinning plate.

Won't this generate a lot of heat in the atmosphere? More global warming, just what we need.

I guess the asteroid miners will have to go there then. The Edge Of Spaaaace...

Too soon