I'd just not take the job or move. That commute, unless you have odd hours, will be rough.

This minus last conspiracy. Bondholders, even AT1, should have gotten paid out first over equity holders.

I admit, I got slightly more emotional in that post. Currently in the ER and a bit stressed and seeing markets going up just made me blow up internally.

The fact that markets see this a positive when PCE is still going up MoM is crazy. This market will rally on just about anything.

Just reply to the response with an unedited and non-paper account screenshot as well as your position.

In the first place, the post of your flair says gain but you haven't closed your position nor shown it. It's more "DD" if you can even call it that.

I'm also not a mod here. There's just a lot of BS on this sub and plenty of fake accounts + posts.

If you're going to say such outrageous things, put up some credence to your words and post up your massive 100% no loss portfolio. At 100% wins over a 30 yr period should show quite the portfolio. I'm sure we, the degens of WSB, would love to see it and be in awe of your investment prowess.

Especially since you have no post history and this reads as if you're trying to pump the price as you're stuck in this investment.

Lastly, this sub is for 150% gains in a single trade. Not over a period of years.

Yes

The fact you see no risk is prob how you'll end up losing money. There are always risks and while systemic risk can only be hedged so far, the coffee business, is not recession proof. Best they can hope for is super low cogs and mass volume in that environment.

VisMod: Markets will crash. Sell puts.

Straight up inversing itself before placing trade in the riskiest manner. This is the way.

M&A is down roughly 40% YoY. It might pick up but definitely will be subdued all things considered. Between possible credit crunch and higher interest rates that'll eat away at everyone's margins, companies might need the capital or businesses might not look as attractive because of again, compressed margins.

With the bond market and bond traders acting the way they have been, I'd say all this volatility is making bonds look like stocks and stocks look like crypto.

UBS is buying CS stock for $3bn in an all stock transaction.

That should be enough to tell you what happens to CS stock let alone it's options.

Lehman said they wouldn't sell and look what happened to them.

But I thought crypto is the fraud monopoly money. What are they using fiat for?!

This was dated for the 27th. Priced in.

She got the full WSB experience.

I mean, it looks like he already got billed $100 on a new car. Lol

I figured warranty would have made them take care of it all for free.

Absolutely love how people are easy to jump onto trying to bring up Ford's recall as if that'll somehow absolve this vehicles steering wheel falling off like it's okay. Like... They're both bad.

Or the theory people just drive around and take their steering wheel off on the highway for giggles and internet points.

Elon fan boys are something else.

What an odd way to ID it. I figured it would say 3022P123 instead of C.

Don't mind me.

You want companies to pay for your retirement? What is this? The 70s?

Go for it. Also, don't forget to look at their debt load as well. I'm sure it'll make you jizz yourself from all that winning.

Go to r/investing.

All we do here is gamble and lose money.

For a dividend play? Sure. The company doesn't grow. Share buybacks YoY just means they gave up trying to grow and the only way to increase stock price is to buy back shares.

This sub is full of regards so they need pretty UI and easy UX to offset their losses. Best execution be damned!

The real uncertainty in my eyes is China and COVID. How many people will die? Will it kill their labor force like it did in the US? Are they replaceable or will they have to suffer through some employment participation rate issues? Will they spread it outside their borders?

Because China is such a black box when it comes to data, it's hard to tell. Also don't know how many times they'll end up closing down factories because a dozen or so people infected the entire factory. Also don't know when they'll finally accept other vaccines like from PFE that are actually efficient compared to Sinovac.

In the end, all the China news will just add volatility that's hard to predict. General thesis remains the same.