Submitted by WillAnderson419 t3_11awriu in washingtondc
Title says it all. Just need to be across the border of DC in either state so FanDuel can confirm my phone’s location and I can place a bet. Will turn right back around as soon as the bets are placed — fastest time to be out of DC bounds is all that matters.
Please forgive my degeneracy. Thank you in advance for the help!
Ride a bicycle down the mall and take the bridge over by the Jefferson Memorial.
Depends on what station you’re closest to. From there, it’s a matter of picking the line/train with the fewest stations between you and the border.
If that’s Capital South, fastest might actually be to get to L’Enfant Plaza, then take Green Line to Southern Ave station.
Never tried, but can you get a free or paid VPN that will change phone geo-location?
If not, use google maps and also drive down PA Ave SE and also try I-395 S to VA and see where your telco providers switches over at border.
PS...It's not degenerate if it's legal, is it?
Using a VPN isn't going to cut it; the apps will detect it and stop you from placing a wager, and might even lock your account for trying it.
And that's because of the consequences for them of not adhering to state lines. They didn't even let me use a rooted phone despite actually being in a legal state, because location can be spoofed on a rooted phone. And I haven't seen anyone yet figure out how to bypass that detection.
I'm guessing you are using a site/app on your phone but you could also go to the bookies by Nats Park/Adui Field or by Capital One Arena
If your near union station take the metro .. i believe Amtrak/MARK/VRE are all more expensive then just the regular metro
Don't gamble on sports - travel to Anacostia and gamble with your life!
The offshore betting sites (I wont name them b/c it's prob against the rules) allow you to bet from anywhere, if you're not opposed to using a bookie that sends you your checks from Singapore/Malaysia/Hong Kong lol.
I thought online sports betting wasn't legal in MD? Why can't you place the bet from D.C.? (I thought it was legal here?)
The app is terrible here.
ah, I see....
No offense, but you can't figure out how to get to Virginia or Maryland? Get on any Metro line or walk or drive in any direction and you'll get there.
If you have an Android phone, use a location spoofer app.
Get onto the metro at cap south or eastern market get on any line . ride to the first station and hop on the train back .
Just jump on 395 South, park next to the apartments near Pentagon Mall, place your bets, and jump back on 395 North, to go back home.
695 over the Potomac or 295 up to the MD line at Eastern.
Do you expect good problem solving skills from a degenerate gambler?
It’s 12 minutes on the Blue/Silver line from Eastern Market to Capitol Heights
Orange/Silver/Blue line to Rosslyn probably.
If the Yellow was open I’d say go to Pentagon City mall, grab Starbucks/McDs whatever you want and place your bets there.
Online sports betting went live Thanksgiving Weekend in Maryland.
Fanduel, Draftkings, MGM and Caesars.
Caesars has garbage new account bonuses; MGM is the most generous (lots of free bets for deposits).
Anacostia is in DC...
Thanks. Never tried but there are those who say you can:
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Yeah, you could gamble on cholesterol taking you down after taking down a burger at Busboys and Poets or some cheesy grits at Open Crumb!
Or gamble on ventricular tachycardia after pounding too many coffees at the Starbucks or the Capital One Cafe!
Who knows, maybe a sculpture could fall on you and take you out at the Honfleur Gallery or a stage light could drop on you at the Anacostia Playhouse!
I guess you're right, there are many dangers we might not think about in a vibrant and fun community like Anacostia. Or were you just regurgitating a tired, racist, completely unoriginal trope?
Just take your closes metro ride
Get on the Metro and get on the first train going east.
From Capitol South, Cheverly is 16 minutes, Capitol Heights is 14 minutes. From Eastern Market or Potomac Ave it'll be even less.
capital one arena is only caesars sporks book and they said they want to use FanDuel and im pretty sure FanDuel isnt yet allowed to operate in DC.
Idk, every time I check for violent crime it seems to be getting worse and worse. Talking about 10+ shootings a week. Hard to overlook man, I just hate violence.
Those crimes are about 97% drug related. Mind your business and there's nothing to be scared of.
Is it just fragmented crews of drug-dealers & users who get into issues over payment, theft, market share, etc. of street drugs?
Just confused b/c obviously DC doesn't have gangs like out in L.A. / Chicago. And I understand why gangs get into violent feuds over market share and who sells what drug on which block, etc. So is it kinda just the same thing but less structured/organized and more fragmented?
Just can't understand how so many lives are lost over a few grams of drugs. If we were talking Cartel level distribution with millions on the line, being trafficked by organized crime rings, I could at least understand why the stakes are so high that violence is inevitable. When these drug dealers get busted do they get caught with >$100K or is it literally just dudes killing each other over a few $20 bills?
Use Google maps
It's small money, and stupid beef. Usually pretty petty stuff tbh. Violent criminals aren't good at risk vs reward analysis or trying to build some sophisticated criminal enterprise.
I just went to your link and literally zero of the shootings you are apparently referring to are in Anacostia. In fact on the map you linked there are only two crimes at all in Anacostia, one burglary and one robbery.
However the map you linked is showing crimes in a massive portion of the area, all the way from Suitland (which isn't even in DC) to Carver Langston which isn't in the same Ward or even Quadrant as Anacostia, which leads me to believe that you either don't understand how to use or read that crime map or you don't know what Anacostia even is.
Occasionally do the same thing. Go to crystal city mall. Less than a 10 min drive
lol this rules
I mean, when the problem involves being able to place another bet, yes. He is asking for the fastest way though, not just any way.
I live in downtown silver spring and I can’t bet online because I’m too close to the border for the sites to verify that I’m not in DC. You might need to go further outside of the District than you think.
> Just can't understand how so many lives are lost over a few grams of drugs.
You are raised in a situation that gives you no hope for the future. Nobody you know has ever gone to college and many never even graduated high school. Many if not most of the male figures in your life have been in jail.
All your life people around you have solved problems with violence, because violence is the only thing that gets respect. If someone takes your toy or your lunch money at school you don't get rewarded by your peers or your parents for ignoring them and being the bigger person, you get called a punk bitch, and then even more people take your toys or your lunch money because now you're known as a punk bitch who doesn't fight back.
You live your entire life with this mentality - fight back or things will get worse. You start fighting back with pushes and punches and people back off you. You get older and instead of fists people use knives and guns.
You scrape together some cash to buy a couple ounces of weed or crack or heroin and you start selling and making some money. It's more money than you could ever make legitimately because you either dropped out of high school or got "socially promoted" into a diploma but you read at a 2nd grade level and can't do more than basic arithmetic. But then someone comes and robs you for your stash. It was only $20, $50, $100, not that much but if you don't retaliate you'll be known as a punk bitch and get robbed every time you reup. You won't be able to make money in the drug trade and you certainly can't make much money out of it, so you do the only thing it seems you can do - you shoot the person who robbed you so you don't get known as a punk bitch and can keep your income stream. You might not get caught, and already have the mentality that you're eventually going to go to prison or die young so what do the consequences matter anyway?
To people like us with other options and a better upbringing it seems unthinkable, but when you're in that situation it's completely normal.
Just download a vpn and set your location to whatever you want 🤷🏾♂️
I know a guy who lives near Farragut station jumps on blue/orange/silver gets off at Roslyn makes bet and goes back into dc
There's a Playbook in Navy Yard also I believe
The block where Sheraton Pentagon City is worked well for me. It’s easy to exit 395, place your bets, and then hop back on the other way. It’s far enough in VA that you won’t have issues. Sometimes the apps won’t let you place a bet if you’re right on or very close to the border
My friend is in SS on the DC border and has found if you got 1/2 mile into MD that suffices. From Eastern Ave, he only had to go up Georgia a few blocks to Thayer Ave and it worked.
Quickest way would be a rocket I suppose
Eastern Market/Capitol South/Potomac Ave metro out to whichever of the blue orange or silver line arrives to the station first is my guess
You can always download the Gamebet DC app
Go to Maryland, as sports betting is still illegal in Virginia, unless Youngkin changed it.
Just carjack someone and drive
If there was only an app.
Mobile sports betting has been legal in Virginia for 2+ years
I’m actually doing a lot of problem solving if you ask me! I’m taking advantage of interstate sign up bonus arbitrage opportunities. I’m on a tight schedule these next few days and need to be able to place the bets and get back to work as quickly as possible. It’s hundreds of dollars in risk-free money if I can do this in time — 100% legal.
Just a fun thing to distract me from work for a bit. I think you took the “degenerate” piece too literally ;)
Audi field has a fan duel Sportsbook iirc. Fanduel > BetMgM
It’s gotten a lot better but is mostly just horrible odds. Still not great app but way better than v1
The fastest way out may change depending on the time of day. I would suggest setting something in takoma park and/or alexandria into your google maps and selecting the leave by option to get an estimated time based in when you want to leave.
Forest glen works or grovener
hearshot t1_j9uhfkc wrote
Anacostia probs