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>I completely agree. Tesla is overvalued and their products are inferior. Their only selling point is that they are "green" but even that is not true because their batteries are made with cobalt which has to be mined by children in horrible conditions.
I'm voting for you for president sir
Amazing company
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Careful now the Tesla fanboys will be here licking Deez nuts fast
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someone has puts lol
Someone's puts aren't working out.
Bro has puts and is pissed about last week.
Nah I only have like $300 bucks to spend and the 2025 $35 puts are still too expensive for my blood (currently at $2.58).
I bet your mom ……….. sucks
You look like a Tesla dude
It’s amazing to what lengths the Tesla fanboys defend their cars lol…it’s as if they’ve never walked into another car dealership before and actually viewed quality vehicles in their lives
Upvote for all the Elong fanboi 🔥you’re gonna get.
Sir, this is a Wendy’s! Would you like the fries or not??
Tell us how you really feel.
This guy ate too much glue as a kid
your dd feels like a teen rant
That’s a lot of words to describe yourself as: too poor to buy one and salty
put you’re money where your mouth is if you think tesla is worth $35 yolo those $300
I’m a unicorn. I have a model 3 and I think it rocks, but I think Elon has proven to be a douche fraud and the company is massively overvalued and I’m betting large against TSLA.
Am I the only one who thinks their cars looks like metal dildos?
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Hahahaha
If u had bought a put this morning for end of week w your little 300$ youd have already turned it into 533. Nerd
God I love this post. “Space is shit and no one wants to fucking live there” lmao
Take my award bitch
And buy 1 put?!??!? Who the fuck buys 1 contract?!???
Tesla is a bad company because I also don’t like spaceX. Hahhahahaha
Get heem bot!
You are poor, so that explains the anger. I'm enjoying my Tesla, owned it 4 years this April. Next vehicle will also be a Tesla.
back in my day tsla was $400
You’re a robot what the Fuck do u know? There’s a reason he’s got a greater marker cap than the whole rest of the automotive industry combined. There are exponentially more teslas on the road than any other ev and that’s only going to increase as the continue to ramp up. And as they do the cars currently out there will become cheap and cheaper until all these losers who hate so badly eventually give in and buy one which will turn their hate into support❤️
Who da fuck only has $300 😂😂
Scam elon's piggy bank.
Voice of the people
E-Bus play is safer than volatile stocks like TSLA and RIVN: This is the first time in American history that school districts across the country have enough grant funding from the government to purchase new school buses for free. Electric ones. The $5 billion in EPA money from the IRA is covering 100% costs for many school districts, with $1B issued every year until 2026.
Green Power Motor Co (GP) was the breakout star of my portfolio so far in 2023, with a nice pop after they absolutely fucking nailed their January earnings report. Sold on a nice gain of 55% since buying in last year closer to their bottom. GP makes an electric bus literally called the BEAST.
Lion Electric Co (LEV) is the one I am watching next. They should have a nice pop on next earnings due to production and delivery records with their Joliet facility coming online 11/22 and currently rolling out vehicles. They have an incredible book of orders to fill; 2,408 orders consisting mainly of 2,085 very expensive electric buses. Lion has a red carpet to an actual successful ramp-up of production to work through said book of business. This is so promising because LEV is a newer company but they already have a book of orders going toe to toe with Blue Bird Corp, the industry leading bus maker in North America that has been around for decades longer.
E-bus tickers to watch: LEV, BLBD, GP, PTRA
Calls it is
Your mom…after I paid her
I took an Uber here in Austin, Texas right before Christmas. The car was a Tesla. The interior of this vehicle felt like it was assembled at a third rate community college manufacturing shop class.
It just felt cheap. It had no soul. This was a new model according to the driver. My view: it felt like a golf cart with a roof on it.
Friend of mine spent $75k on one and I’m convinced the doors are made of plastic. Never have had the heart to tell him but I think it’s a gigantic POS. I’ll never understand the hype.
Top tier DD right here
Ok broke boi 😂
This is a Wendy's, sir. For sucking, kindly check the dumpster area in the rear of the establishment.
A fool and his money are soon parted
Yes. I can afford to buy one so no I'm not "bitter". Nice to finally see Musk exposed as the fraud that he is. Dropping prices isn't going to help either. His cash cow is in trouble & he knows it.
I have Jan 2024 puts for 30 and 50 and will start selling csp for 28 when I can get a good premium.
So now you have nothing? Hope his mom was worth it
Agree the cars are trash
I much prefer the Ford f150 lightning
I just assume all the companies are adding to teslas intrinsic value because the average middle age investor does not differentiate.
Seriously- at what point did “Due Diligence” turn into “my random opinion and/or conspiracy theory, backed by nothing but a hunch or 14 beers”.
Remember always inverse wsb. Calls it is🗣️🗣️🗣️
Sir this is WSB
It’s as if economics was never a thing
Someone sounds butt hurt
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Says the guy with $300 to his name 😂
I agreed until the space part. Get me off this dying planet.
Just kidding :) im an earther. I plan to make money and pay someone else to hold my claims in space until its profitable and reliably inhabitable.
Bold assumption but do you my dude
Yes. Curbside at the dumpster.
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Stopped reading after the third "sucks" making Elon sound like a Glock Glock 3000
I think you’re a smart man that’s going to make a lot of money betting against tsla. For the record I love the idea of EVs and I’m glad everyone with a Tesla is able to stick it up the asses of the oil companies I just think Tesla vehicles are overpriced and very low budget and have too many quality control issues. They remind me of Kia 20 years ago. Kia now has become a fantastic brand with great quality might I add, but it took time.
We don’t like your kind here gtfo
Jesus Christ
Put your money where your mouth is, BUY PUTS YOU COWARD!
i actually feel my tesla model y is the best car and most fun car ive ever driven. to each their own. and yes elon was tolerable prior to twitter, now unfortunately in think he has lost it
So you're saying buy calls. Got it!
They are popular cars. They are the new mid life crises car.
How much did you lose ?
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I own no Tesla shares or options but sir this is not DD. This is just ranting. Very weird post.
This post is so low effort I wonder if we still have mods here.
This is the shit I come to WSB for
Lol gotta love the tears some ones booty hurt
Stunning and brave.
After spending over $5k fixing an oil leak on my Mercedes and spending $500 to change the oil in my Porsche every few months, honestly a golf cart that I can just jump in and go with no maintenance is exactly what I want out of a daily driver.
At least it's better than ta
Exactly. It never appeared premium.
So we have so many battery operated vehicles like those elderly wheelchair or scooters. This is just a glorified version of one of it.
I agree with musk that when all cars have radar and robots driving them , there will be fever incidents and traffic will be efficient. But Tesla isn’t the Jesus Christ of fsd like what people think.
There's no way the US govt is going to give up their top homegrown EV company when they are pushing for nationwide EVs. Not unless they intend for everyone to be driving a BYD by 2030. It's probably a major priority for the FOMC.
Unfortunately the spontaneity is restricted to making sure you stay close to home and don't run out of juice.
Yeah, all of them, the S, 3, X, Y... All look like big metal sexy dildos for sure. Good catch.
I’ve never actually been in one. Makes sense
Basically sums up everyone posts about Tesla burning to the ground, up till earnings last week wrecked their narrative
read your post again
tell me what objective metrics you used
lol
dont recommend posting rants as dd, thanks
The main thing they have is their charging network, which no other auto company has been able to replicate
everytime I think about buying something else I think about going on a trip somewhere and change my mind
It’s not that bad, you can go pretty much anywhere on the supercharging network and it’s fairly quick. I have my a8l tdi that gets a 1000mi to a tank if I need to be somewhere in a hurry and am time limited. Otherwise charging calculates to about 20 min every 200 miles driving 85mph
But Elon is his co-pilot.™ Priceless.©®
Can a company make an adapter and use the network? Or aren’t they allowing other EV’s to use them? Or pretty sure Chevron and Shell will have charging networks eventually.
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I test drove one and aside from the acceleration, thought it was terrible. For a 100k+ car, the inside is an absolute joke
I clarified what my DD stands for
I am a poor and can confirm.
14 beArs. 🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🐻🧸
safest car? longest ev range?(usually) the autopilot.
also for me tesla battery storage is cool. (solar roof cheaper then normal roof?idk if that tru still )
those are alot of things that are for tesla (some for being cheaper + better then competitors.... "better"
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(i have 55 shares of tesla.) bought at 110-140 range.
started choking on my cheerios reading this shit. LMAO. PUTS ON TSLA!
it's not just an adapter but software as well, the car communicates with the charger and bills you automatically... can they set it up with other cars? maybe but I dont see why they would (unless governments start to require it)
Suck a dick behind a Wendy’s dumpster you maggot ! You can afford a TSLA !
$300 seems expensive
Cool. You do you dood.
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Puts on General Mills! New report identifies cereal as a choking hazard!
> They make money selling tax credits.
They also make money without selling tax credits
lol
Guy doesn't know what DD is.. It's not unsubstantiated claims and opinions.
Please share your true feelings without the flowery sweet talk.
Y’all see that dude who bought a model Y and the steering wheel just came off while driving on the highway. … “luxury vehicle”
Yeah, like the tool you wish you had! According to your post history about the use of erectile dysfunction medication.
You had some decent going until you let on to this fundamental misunderstanding.
I DID IT AS A GODDAMN GOOF!!!! THIS IS A FUN POST WITH IDEAS TO GET YOU THINKING!
Guy lost his life savings on Tesla puts last week and is now getting wasted.
Bagholder spotted.
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If you owned it 4 years you could have bought an older used ice and put all the money you saved in the market and made a shit ton of money over the last four years……. Yeah I’m inversing this person. I will wait another 3 years to get an electric vehicle. By that point there will be so so so many on the market
Stan gone wrong what a pathetic whiney ass baby.
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Are you talking about future millionaire, Elon Musk?
I don’t have any positions, they are all too expensive. I only try to buy calls or puts around .50
Did you just find out that Elon is one of your wife's boyfriends?
Probably inevitable since the big auto makers will catch up very quickly. As soon as the government starts throwing stimmys and subsidizing/modernizing the energy grid, Tesla will take a back seat but known as an industry pioneer. Nothing wrong with that but it is what it is.
Calls on Ford!
I was mad when I sold for $740 a share!!! Like nearly gave myself heartburn seeing it sail up o $900….
Should of bought a Corolla and just invested what you saved.
funny guy
Point at where it hurt you
Are you 1 years old?
The truck is gonna look alot better on release and I guarantee they are all basically different tier base models that will be highly customizable that will give people alot of car per car. I mean 80% of people are going to lift it and add much bigger tires a month after purchasing, body kits ought to be a huge market too with its modular panels. Its honestly all there and built for it if you read between the lines, why else imply modular.
I’d get a Lucid… unless the terrorist group buys it.
"space is shit and nobody wants to live there" well...he has a point ☠️
Fuck elon
Uhhh so they can do body repairs themselves by just replacing panels? Fuhhhh they probably gonna get into the insurance game and body shop business. Calls it is, Tesla to $200
Sounds like someone had an uncle named Elon with a bad sense of personal boundaries
POV: bought tesla calls in 2022
My thoughts exactly
show me on the pocket pussy where elon hurt u
Elon is a Glock Glock 90000, the model number is the same as a $90,000 Satur.. Tesla S.
Ironic since it doesn't sound like you think much before you hit send
So you bought calls just before the close Friday huh?
Yeah...federal subsidies
i dont want to live on mars with an immortal elon as overlord, i do not
Anyone else ordered burnt hair?
So glad that Earth is not in space🥹
Love my MYP 🤤
Hey man I've got a bad back, I'd love to live on the moon.
Dude no one gives a shit about your little hissy fit. We get it, you don’t like Elon. Get over it. You sounded like a regarded toddler.
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Tesla is the funniest investment scam. Elon Musk is a glorified businessman. He is no scientist or engineer, he’s a SA expat with mummy and daddy’s money backing him to become the “tech giant” he is now. Down with Musk and all his dribbling followers.
You can’t even afford a Tesla
That’s why it’s marked as discussion not DD you moron. All in 150p 2/3
Obviously you do if you’re replying. And you should change sounded to the present tense, according to my English teachers.
Actually that does sound pretty good, but only if they create an artificial ozone to decrease radiation.
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If I could I’d buy something else.
Hey im drunk too. This sounds right calls it is.
Pre split.
Yeah I still think it will go up cause the ol’ market will stay irrational longer than you can stay solvent adage.
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It great to leave your house everyday and have your full range available because it charges while you sleep. When you plan a trip, the nav tells you where to stop and charge. It is harder to run out of juice in a Tesla than it is to run out of gas in a gas car.
Cobalt is also used heavily in the refinement of oil, Mr bot needs to do a lil more research there
I am sorry about your "no positions" 😉
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He's self admitted poor and refuses to believe it.
Probably typing these responses with greasy hands from his hungry man dinner.
Thats what I did. I think corollas look better anyway.
I really don’t, and did you not see the part where I said it will still go up???
No time to waste washing hands with creek water out of a wood bucket, he has to get to chopping wood for his only source of heat, a 1920s wood stove, but he says he does it because he enjoys the exercise.
Someone lost all ther money on Tesla puts this month
only tesla i’ve been in was with my QAnon friend. he loves elon
It hurt him in the bank account. The thing is one day Tesla will implode. Who knows when it will happen, but it will happen. The barrier to entry in the car market is tough. The big automakers will come up with similar tech at a cheaper price. Elon will dump it and focus on Space X. Tesla is doomed, but who knows when it will happen. That being said it’s stupid to short or buy puts on Tesla.
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Their only selling point what there tech was first to market, but the big automakers are catching up.
I was gonna roast you, but I don’t hold a position, so my opinion is meaningless.
It’s fast off the line but corners like shit. If you want a fun car to drive buy a Porsche. If you can’t afford a Porsche buy a Miata.
From all accounts it’s not a bad car, or at least that’s what I hear, only problem is that it’s butt ugly!
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What you want is a Corolla or a Nissan Leaf if you want to go electric
Or you could buy a Nissan leaf for a lot cheaper.
this is your brain on drugs
Big if true.
Yeah the thing is, there is another regard on here telling everyone to buy calls so you have to pick the bigger regard to inverse.
Damn how’s your puts doing? You should diamond hand or roll over to February
But, but, we already live in space
The US govt won’t let the big automakers go under. Did you learn anything from the financial crisis of 2008. There tech is catching up and Tesla will go off into the sunset sold off into bankruptcy.
My vigorous passion for Tesla versions including trucks and automobiles to the forefront of California electric grind!!! Thank you Gavin Newsome!!!
We are the rats, who attract the cats, who log the dogs, to make room for the band to tune in A440. No codas. No full rests. No triplets to sting the soul. Jazz baby….Breezin with special guest George Benson coming up on tap.
Not if I’m referring to something that happened in the past. Congrats, your English teachers are regarded, just like you.
Before deletion, OP said he wanted to share his DD.
Lol no thanks. I need room for a 100 lbs dog and kid. This model y has more storage than my 4 runner. I also pay 0 dollars to charge (I have solar).
In my specific circumstances model y is perfect.
However, in next 5 years when there are more electric cars available, the Tesla may not be the best choice.
Electric cars to me are like driving a go kart, especially the model y p
Edit: the lol is because of a Miata. Porsche would be great, but Miata?
i didnt buy a tesla lol i already have a paid off car.
plus investing that and making 3x 4x in 5-8 years... worth it for me
Don’t knock it until you’ve tried it. I’ve driven a Miata MX-5 and Cayman GTS on the Tail of the Dragon. While the GTS is better it wasn’t by much. For a lot less money you get close to the same ballpark.
I guess you are right. It’s not fair for me to judge something I know nothing about!
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