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Granny_Nooooo t1_ithrxt1 wrote

There's nobody on the planet scarier than angry Irish women. Fkkn no one.

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LevelPerception4 t1_itpcn2g wrote

Perhaps an angry Scottish woman. I once flipped my mother the bird on the way out the door. Unfortunately, she’d followed me into the room and saw it. Before I knew it, she had me pinned to the stairs and was smacking the shit out of me. Luckily, her yelling woke up my father and he intervened before she could “break that finger!”

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Granny_Nooooo t1_itpcr7c wrote

You should have asked her if she was on her period. That always works.

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LevelPerception4 t1_itpfmeh wrote

Omg. She was just waiting for me to back talk her. My mother was very passive aggressive. She turned off my alarm and woke me up 15 minutes late by telling me she’d made me pancakes. I never ate breakfast. So I’m bolting down the food as fast as I can without actually gagging, I’ve got 25 minutes to shower, get dressed and make it to the bus stop…and she sits down across from me with her cup of tea, fixes me with a cold stare, and says, “So. When are you going to clean your room?”

I’ve never been a morning person. My mother had to wake me up for preschool. And nobody can push your buttons like the person who installed them!

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