Submitted by Botryoid2000 t3_11buojt in tifu
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja03fh8 wrote
Why TF do so many people decide to cook, put something on the stove, the go have a nice sit down in the other room? You realize the saying “a watched pot never boils” isn’t true, right? There is no “set it and forget it” in cooking.
alexanderpas t1_ja0i7os wrote
> There is no “set it and forget it” in cooking.
There is, it's called a slow cooker.
CorporateNonperson t1_ja0z5gi wrote
If only we had a pot that could compress slow cooking into an instant. Like a “Now Kettle” or “Snap Crock.”
Daveezie t1_ja117h6 wrote
Like a "Really Very Quick Cauldron"
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NonfatNoWaterChai t1_ja1r9pv wrote
Instant Pot
CorporateNonperson t1_ja1rbka wrote
I think you might have a case of the whooshes
NonfatNoWaterChai t1_ja25pkx wrote
I figured that out right after I posted, but decided I would just leave it as evidence of my dummy-ness.
bazoril t1_ja3kv6n wrote
Ah, but he was definitely prepared to have the wooshes. He did instantly post his thoughts when he read your post.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja13f01 wrote
True, but I meant on the stove, because that’s what the op was about.
BitterBloodedDemon t1_ja0aixv wrote
:/ ot OP, but I mean most of the stuff I cook doesn't need constant attention. Might as well sit down if I'm just going to spend 15 minutes staring into the abyss anyway.
It's not Hell's Kitchen. There isn't a string of things coming in and going out LOL.
wewora t1_ja18w8g wrote
I mean, putting something in the oven that's going to cook for a few hours is different than leaving something on the stove on high. Even if it's simmering on low, at least be in the same room so you can see or hear if something goes wrong.
BitterBloodedDemon t1_ja19o3n wrote
Most all of my kitchens have been almost directly attached to my living rooms.
I cook most things on medium, and can hear if, like, a pot is spilling over or smth.
Should OP have put something on high? No. Ofc not. But sitting in the other room while something is boiling or something for a bit isn't the crime this guy is making it out to be.
wewora t1_ja19xab wrote
It's not a crime, just not the safest or smartest thing to do.
BitterBloodedDemon t1_ja1b0bo wrote
🙄😒
Rejusu t1_ja58xlz wrote
Some stuff I've done on a low stove has been on there for up to eight hours. I check the water level periodically but I'm not sitting in the kitchen for eight hours.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja0dznb wrote
One would think boiling beets didn’t need to be monitored either, but here we are. As someone who has worked in multiple kitchens, and cooks almost every night, I hope you never have to eat those words.
ThornaBld t1_ja183nj wrote
Not a very good cook if you feel the need to stand over the pot the entire time instead of preparing the rest of the meal or anything, guessing nothing ever gets out at the same time in your kitchen, or half the food is cold
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja1w0fi wrote
Why wouldn’t I prepare the rest of the meal? I said don’t go chill on the couch in another room when you’ve got something on the stove, but I guess you needed an easy way to try and insult me for no reason.
BitterBloodedDemon t1_ja11ubx wrote
So salty. Ofc you'd be a cook.
> I hope you never have to eat those words.
Thanks, I already paid my dues. Caught my burners on fire, heated the oil so high it smoked (wrong burner).
I'm glad you have the time, energy, training, and vigilance to stand over your stove until everything is cooked to immaculate perfection. I hope you never falter or make mistakes. ;)
AproblemInMyHead t1_ja0govy wrote
Yo it fkn happens. People have lives that can easily distract them like a single mom trying to cook while the kids are running around. "Why TF..." because everyone is human
MightyKrakyn t1_ja0terr wrote
I just made carnitas yesterday where they simmer for nearly 3 hours. I’m assuming you’re just ignorant
BirdyDevil t1_ja11h9r wrote
Ron Popeil would definitely tell you otherwise.
Botryoid2000 OP t1_ja18e57 wrote
Oh, please. There is nothing about steaming beets that requires attending to UNLESS YOU FORGET THE WATER LIKE AN IDIOT.
I cook every day (I don't buy much prepared food and rarely eat out) and generally have a pretty good grip on what requires my attention and what doesn't.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja1vm5p wrote
The fact that you melted metal means you left that alone for way too long, and if you’d monitored it, or at least set a timer to check it after a few minutes as one should do for anything on the stove, you’d have noticed there was no water well before it got so bad.
PopeFrancis t1_ja1a0yg wrote
I have ADD and am dumb.
SubstantialEase567 t1_ja0fsg0 wrote
That was my favorite cigarette of the day, when prep is done and supper is cooking. I still miss that cigarette!
ohleprocy t1_ja1bxju wrote
What is the timer for then?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja1v5ls wrote
Thats my point, you have to keep track somehow, you can’t just throw something on the stove and walk away.
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Seastorm14 t1_ja1aang wrote
Sous Vide begs to differ
Uptown_NOLA t1_ja1fa7h wrote
Yeah, I simply have to set the timer on my phone for the moment I want to check it, or I would be op on this thread.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja1uy02 wrote
Exactly! You have to keep track somehow
Rejusu t1_ja58g2r wrote
There's no set it and forget it. But there's plenty of things that don't require regular attention that enable you to go do other things around the house. Slow cookers, long roasts in the oven, smoking meats on the BBQ, long simmers on the stove. I make Christmas pudding most years and the recipe I use involves steaming the pudding for eight hours to cook it initially. Like fuck am I standing in the kitchen for eight hours watching a pudding steam. I get it going and then set an alarm to check on the water level periodically so it doesn't boil dry.
All that said I don't understand how people can't stay in the kitchen long enough to get a pot boiling. Or think they can leave anything going at high heat unattended for very long.
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja6i6q5 wrote
I get that, but I was just talking about cooking on the stovetop, and even those times where you have something simmering forever, like making a stock, you use timers or something to monitor, and check on it before it melts metal to the stove as in the op.
averioste t1_ja303qb wrote
Ever heard of braising?
TuckerCarlsonsOhface t1_ja3ydtd wrote
Ever hear of a timer? My point is you don’t leave it alone long enough to fuse metal without some way to keep track.
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