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Daveezie t1_ja117h6 wrote
Reply to comment by CorporateNonperson in TIFU by welding in the kitchen by Botryoid2000
Like a "Really Very Quick Cauldron"
Daveezie t1_j6p4rnp wrote
Reply to comment by Employee_Mangler in TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
She's pretty fantastic to me, but her mom is convinced she's trying to kill her.
Daveezie t1_j6lmeg8 wrote
Reply to TIFU by comparing a baby to a dog by [deleted]
You can't compare dogs to babies. Dogs are superior in every way to children. My dogs are super excited whenever I come home, they trip over themselves to be the first to rub against me.
My two year old daughter screams when she's tired and headbutts my girlfriend in the face.
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Daveezie t1_j6fy8pn wrote
Reply to comment by Impressive_Teach9188 in TIFU by not reading the credits to a porn movie by [deleted]
That explains the boner I get when I call my bank
Daveezie t1_jdt2m4a wrote
Reply to TIL that seagulls not only eat other birds and animals, but are cannibals and often eat seagull chicks, even their own. by TrolleyMcTrollerson1
As a father, i get it.