Submitted by CrankyBear t3_10l3y71 in technology
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anti-torque t1_j5ug2xw wrote
by pretending there's a product, then becoming the officer in charge of it?
Badtrainwreck t1_j5ur9p4 wrote
It’s mouthwash all over again
Izzylizzy_101 t1_j5wivrz wrote
😂 Right. That's an insane pay day.
I_ONLY_PLAY_4C_LOAM t1_j5wgc00 wrote
Sell shovels not gold
nirad t1_j5xi4x7 wrote
An important part is getting out before the wheels fall off.
Groovyaardvark t1_j5ww3jo wrote
The secret to getting rich in a gold rush is selling picks and shovels.
daniel_bran t1_j5vlsni wrote
Let’s do it. Bahamas is the place to start I heard
majorgeneralpanic t1_j5uimiy wrote
It’s like in gold rush times. The guy who got rich wasn’t panning for gold in a riverbed, he was back in town running the general store, selling pickaxes to all the poor schmucks trying to get to the moon.
Many_Glove6613 t1_j5wenan wrote
Don’t forget the hookers!
majorgeneralpanic t1_j5wfovv wrote
I’m going to go build my own gold rush town, with blackjack and hookers!
Many_Glove6613 t1_j5wgneb wrote
Correction, hooker and blackjack NFTs :)
KraljZ t1_j5um47p wrote
Poor guy. Thoughts and prayers
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PassengerStreet8791 t1_j5wh9js wrote
Man this is like the best gig in tech. Came in a year before IPO did absolutely jack shit since (relative to comp) and leaves when the industry is on its death bed.
Responsible_Walk8697 t1_j5yyfrr wrote
Man, that great timing deserves that kind of pay. If I was half that lucky when I pick stocks, I would be a billionaire by now.
If I was him I'd retire right away, he has burnt his quota of luck for the rest of his life.
A40 t1_j5um7xy wrote
Why not? The whole industry is a scam.
ISAMU13 t1_j5wda4h wrote
Is he getting that in crypto or "fiat" currency? /s
Sdog1981 t1_j5vhia4 wrote
Please tell me he is getting that in Dogecoin
GDStreamz t1_j5v7i1x wrote
I was blinded by how shiny that golden parachute is
[deleted] t1_j5wz63n wrote
Whoah! Can't say I'm not jealous.
Responsible_Walk8697 t1_j5yyjd9 wrote
Right? Despite unemployment, the guy will have more time to be with his kids, do exercise...
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infoagerevolutionist t1_j5xcood wrote
The definition of corporate: go up, do the least, make the most.
econ101user t1_j5xjbva wrote
Then why don't you do it if it's so easy? Why aren't you a useless executive?
abnmfr t1_j60rjvz wrote
It's not BEING an executive that is the hard part, it's BECOMING one.
econ101user t1_j6119xx wrote
I know right. Same with being a pro-quarterback. It's really hard to become one but super easy to be one. You just throw a ball and get millions of dollars after spending most your life working to outdo millions of others who want to be in the same position.
infoagerevolutionist t1_j63iivt wrote
The definition does not imply easy, it implies useless.
econ101user t1_j65ubqh wrote
CEOs are useless?
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dubmsson t1_j5xsqo3 wrote
Full time employment is rigged
Responsible_Walk8697 t1_j5yy91m wrote
No worries mate, it's a hot market, you'll find another job soon.
schrod t1_j5w8sdm wrote
It should all be confiscated to pay for the carbon footprint caused by the energy to create a useless product. Even the Navy has decided the greatest threat to America is climate change even to go as far as to say that organized human society itself is at risk.
we_are_all_bananas_2 t1_j5uho6u wrote
Is he diamond hands or what!
Hodor for that fucker smiling all the way to the...bank I guess
YourFatherUnfiltered t1_j5uihyr wrote
who cares?
brajandzesika t1_j5ve3hf wrote
Looks like you do. You saw the title, you clicked it, read it, you even bothered to write a comment.
CrankyBear OP t1_j5uf0hr wrote
This, this is how you make money from crypto.