Submitted by [deleted] t3_yyq1y4 in springfieldMO
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my_monkeys_fly t1_iwvozwn wrote
Dang, should have read comments first before I commented. Lol
Kosherporkchops t1_iwxfune wrote
AnEmptyBookcase t1_iwvsfp9 wrote
Nude nudeshaw
ShallotExtension8175 t1_iww8vhy wrote
Died Diedshaw 🤣🤣
cypherchaos t1_iwybgvm wrote
Erect Erectshaw
sourdoughbreadlover t1_iww6l52 wrote
I am just happy someone wants to look at me. Just glad to be involved in something.
Ichewsyou876 t1_iww7qe7 wrote
That's the spirit!
Cold417 t1_iwvlsqe wrote
They're just checking our moles. Don't fret.
exhusband2bears t1_iww7xs9 wrote
Oh god, I knew I forgot something this week! You're a lifesaver, OP
allengator86 t1_iwww3of wrote
Look, I said noods. NOODS. You know, short for noodles? Moderating doesn't pay the bills, you know.
Scotch_Tape231 t1_iww5m0r wrote
I thought it was strange when I missed a week, instead of just banning me they sent an army of boogans armed with tire irons to my apartment. I really like this sub, but I don’t think I can support this kind of behavior
Wtkgifd t1_iwx5ywj wrote
Is boogans just springfield slang? I have never encountered this word elsewhere.
SafeFrosting1819 t1_iwx7msv wrote
Boogans is my favorite of the regional dialect.
Wtkgifd t1_iwx7s7x wrote
One of mine as well.
Cold417 t1_iwxj4eh wrote
Pretty sure it's a bastardization of the Australian term, [Bogan](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bogan#:~:text=Bogan%20(%2F%CB%88bo%CA%8A%C9%A1,be%20pejorative%20or%20self%2Ddeprecating.).
the_mccooliest t1_iwx8w87 wrote
someone used it a couple weeks after I moved up here and I honest to god thought it was a slur.
SliceOfBrain t1_iwxbsdo wrote
It sort of is...
Wtkgifd t1_iwxb5of wrote
Haha when i first heard it i thought that too.
[deleted] OP t1_iwxbp6j wrote
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Cthepo t1_iwvthyn wrote
How much you want to bet that one of them bozos responds by pinning a cheeky comment for karma?
ShartsvilleDestroyer t1_iwvwrgd wrote
Well, aren't you clever?
MaxYuckers t1_iwwjdro wrote
Wait, they let you work from home?
TheClarkInn t1_iwwmze4 wrote
Weekly? I was told it was daily…
my_monkeys_fly t1_iwvoy0d wrote
I sent my first one and they told me I was exempt from then on.
[deleted] OP t1_iww4yme wrote
where do i send my picture
ShallotExtension8175 t1_iww8pod wrote
Nobody said they had to be your nudes....
[deleted] OP t1_iwxu505 wrote
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floaty83 t1_iwwvj6q wrote
The moderators don’t think it’s weird.
ICareAboutNihilism t1_iwxcqo1 wrote
Doesn't cost me a thing, so I'm ok with it
Tox38 t1_iwxf0c8 wrote
I thought it was just common curiosity, not a requirement.
Ogtrot t1_iwxizjb wrote
Yeah but thanks to the mods, I know I don't currently have the mumps.
noblechimp84 t1_iwxlied wrote
Should I feel bad or good about being on a once monthly schedule? 🤔
babie113 t1_iwzm0kz wrote
I send spicy ones
H_Mora t1_iwzmq6m wrote
Weekly? But I’ve been doing that daily…
DaltonTanner1994 t1_iwvs9yk wrote
Jesus this is creepy
ShartsvilleDestroyer t1_iwvt0c4 wrote
I know right!? Why are they needing to see me naked so much?
robzilla71173 t1_iww34v3 wrote
When your name is ShartsvilleDestroyer you just have to get used to being a sex symbol.
ShartsvilleDestroyer t1_iww3a0o wrote
A blessing and a curse.
MunchieMunk t1_iww3iaf wrote
R/Boomermemes
ShartsvilleDestroyer t1_iww4fpd wrote
Sick burn bud.
ShallotExtension8175 t1_iww903o wrote
Get the milk!
antares127 t1_iwwxhsm wrote
r/foundthemobileuser
Spiffy_Dude t1_iwvkb7y wrote
I sent them one and they told me I was exempt.