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Xefjord OP t1_iufq1r4 wrote

Never badmouth the authenticity of Mexican Villa lest you incur the unsuspecting wrath of a local.

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Jo11yR0g3r t1_iufqld3 wrote

Individual Boogins are a minor threat, but can become incredibly destructive when gathered in throngs

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LifeRocks114 t1_iufqqlt wrote

"For a quick stamina refill, visit the nearest restaurant. If you visit the same one (or one in the same chain) enough, you'll get an exp boost for a short time after! (Beware-doing this enough will mark that chain or location as a Favorite Food Place and will increase your Controversial Opinion meter)"

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var23 t1_iufqvar wrote

Chestnut Expressway is, in fact, not an expressway.

Trafficway is the path you seek.

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MorphinDorphin t1_iufr330 wrote

Don’t leave anything at all, you’re just asking for it to get broken into

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catgambler t1_iufs08g wrote

The middle lane is reserved for cars already in the roadway who are trying to exit the roadway. Don't enter the roadway by driving into the middle lane.

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nobile t1_iufsrvu wrote

NPC drivers will swerve at random at the slightest hint of inclement weather, drive with caution.

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cypherchaos t1_iuftxpa wrote

Don’t make eye contact with the intersection zombies.

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mrd247 t1_iufut86 wrote

You will never get the salary you deserve but you shall recieve the salary your employer says you deserve.

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jakedmj t1_iufvbnm wrote

If you're having a cigarette, expect to share

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lehejo0 t1_iufvtk1 wrote

You got to know somebody or blow somebody to make it in the armpit of Missouri

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ErisEpicene t1_iufy0qs wrote

Watch out, froggers! Springfield drivers stop for 40-70% of pedestrians!

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417sadboi t1_iufy6j6 wrote

Create a distraction by mentioning the Plaza Towers sign to a local. The ensuing mob may clear the path towards your target.

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randomradomski t1_iufy78t wrote

While driving, remain ever vigilant. Npc's have a driving AI randomizer that makes their actions unpredictable and dangerous.

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Flat-Sun-5134 t1_iufy7l3 wrote

Springfield is engaged in a bloody civil conflict between the rebel North Siders and soldiers of the South Side.

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Citizenchimp t1_iufzwi2 wrote

Don’t forget to turn off your turn signal when your turn on to Trafficway!

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opooy1289 t1_iug2e6d wrote

this city is ghetto, you can go in a cave and go to bass pro

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A_Podcast_From_SGF t1_iug4yy5 wrote

If you leave scrap metal out by the curb every couple weeks, there is less of a chance that meth heads will jump your fence and steal your shit.

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Vernal97 t1_iug5evx wrote

Remember: any stoplight south of Chestnut Expressway is on 3 minute traffic-cycles.

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Lord_Lupo7 t1_iug6nj9 wrote

Most bars are safer than gas stations, so replenish when you can.

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WendyArmbuster t1_iug71mz wrote

Make sure you've developed a marketable skill before you finish your schooling, otherwise you'll be stuck making minimum wage and spending all of your income on an apartment, with little chance of escape.

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GinWithJennifer t1_iug7f4d wrote

Catalytic converter theft is a crime. You knew that already though.

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Embarrassed_Feed_145 t1_iugacoq wrote

pretty much if you’re driving anywhere just be prepared to die or almost die

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iced-macchiato t1_iugbjya wrote

Turn signals are recommended, but not required. Just jump out into traffic whenever you feel like it with no warnings.

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psylosyren t1_iugf9bt wrote

You level up when you’ve made it to Tumbler season. Screen shifts seamlessly aka Anarchy Chess.

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CrappyHandle t1_iuggrtv wrote

Do not engage in conversation with the hypocritical, faux Christians on the topic of religion...or any topic of importance, for that matter.

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faatherton t1_iuggv4i wrote

Chestnut left onto Grant would make a great loading screen…

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jcortright1 t1_iuglz5e wrote

Brad Bradshaws face with his phone number below

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plated_lead t1_iugn4sr wrote

“Money can be exchanged for goods and services”

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Peteyistick t1_iugni4y wrote

Gunshots, theft, assault, people driving either 15 under the speed limit or 40 over. all are welcomed here.

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A_A-Ron_MB t1_iugu3gs wrote

“People only come here so they can leave”

Also, as far as I know, my ex still lives there so fuck yall.

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jrbear09 t1_iugu628 wrote

Arenas can be found at every Walmart. Ensure you are prepared for any fight

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Rimm9246 t1_iugu72m wrote

Many species of crackheads roam Springfields streets. They are fearsome creatures, but will generally avoid attacking unless provoked.

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SteelThane t1_iugw4zd wrote

If you feel a drop of rain, seek high ground. The city will be flooded within 5 minutes.

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Joefyvyh t1_iugyz41 wrote

Npcs tend to cut you off in traffic and can’t drive worth shit

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Left_Message_3081 t1_iugz0mp wrote

Earn extra points for being the first car to reach the next red light 🚦

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ItsSirTone t1_iuh0wiy wrote

The speed limits are more of a recommendation if you observe the populace in transit on a daily basis.

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Tox38 t1_iuhbl1v wrote

I have a few.

If you're driving behind someone, they will slow down until you try to pass them.

A simple hello can either keep people from bothering you, or invite hours of their life story. Flip a coin.

Wearing Headphones on the city bus means nothing to anyone who wants to talk.

Feeding the city crows peanuts at your home will keep the city pigeons away.

Yes, it was [insert weather condition] a moment ago.

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ResultedTag72 t1_iuhmanl wrote

"The homeless are the plague that ruins it all."

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ITofMordor t1_iuhu0yx wrote

Replying to arcticmischief (#374,544)

As someone that lived in Washington for 15 years i can absolutely say that the only people there that don’t know how to drive are the Californian migrants that forced us poor 3rd world country migrants out with their house flipping.

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_iuhymzb wrote

Replying to jakedmj (#381,333)

I'm a caseworker for adults with severe, debilitating mental illness and also work with an overlap of DD individuals. They need boundaries and to have people say no to them sometimes. I teach them about the right to refusal as well, because they stress each other out bumming cigs off each other constantly. Very common complaint I receive from my clients who smoke. There's typically rules against it at group homes/care facilities because it's a constant source of conflict and drama.

None of us are born assertive; it is a skill we have to learn and acquire thru practice. Saying "no" doesn't mean you're inconsiderate/unempathetic; it isn't rude; it's not anger; it's self-advocacy.

Share your cigarettes if you'd like. But you should not feel compelled to do so.

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robzilla71173 t1_iuhzqg7 wrote

Replying to var23 (#362,090)

Truth. It cuts my commute time in half to take Trafficway vs. Chestnut.

In a lesser extent, once you go south past Sunshine, Jefferson is better than S. Campbell for similar reasons.

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arcticmischief t1_iuhzz86 wrote

Replying to ITofMordor (#381,907)

Ehh, PNWers in their Subarus are the ones that camp out in the passing lane 5-10 mph under the already-too-low speed limit and then randomly slam on their brakes for even the most gentle of curves or the slightest hint of rain. At least the Californians drive a sensible speed.

I’ve found Missouri drivers to at least make a moderate attempt to respect the idea of keeping right except to pass. The tourists coming to Branson, though, make even PNWers look like Mario Andretti…

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robzilla71173 t1_iui080b wrote

Replying to arcticmischief (#374,544)

I have a coworker who's a recent transplant from Philadelphia. Our traffic relaxes him.

Personally I find it odd anyone here complains about Missouri drivers when they can observe Oklahomans putting on a clinic of attempted vehicular manslaughter daily on our highways.

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jakedmj t1_iui0ev2 wrote

Replying to Wrinklestiltskin (#383,312)

Former smoker, personally. Partner and myself are formerly homeless. You do have a point and boundaries are very important. But I can remember that mentality very clearly, the conflict avoidance, the need for commiseration and socialization, the general inability to see the exploitative systems as greater than the individual in front of you. Just understanding Maslow's hierarchy of needs and the effects poverty has on general cognition and awareness was impossible. It took slipping in and out of it a few times to really understand how it affects your perception and ability to navigate your social environment effectively.

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jakedmj t1_iui0zl4 wrote

Replying to Wrinklestiltskin (#383,312)

Also to be said, thank you immensely for what you do. I know casework is equally difficult and rewarding in large proportions. Without your determination lots of people would be left behind in ruin, my partner being one of them. Know there are others struggling with you in the battle against poverty and you aren't alone.

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Cloud_Disconnected t1_iui18mr wrote

  • Battlefield Mall and Bass Pro are PVP zones Nov. 1 - Dec. 24!

  • Get in the holiday spirit: decorate a homeless encampment for bonus XP!

  • Cyclists give more XP than slower pedestrians, but may damage even larger four-wheeled vehicles: choose your targets wisely!

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jenovalife1 t1_iui1hm3 wrote

NPCs are more apt to attack at night on the north side

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Wildfirethetiger t1_iui4w7l wrote

At any given time of day, whether or not you think National is more congested than Glenstone, you're wrong.

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_iui7osr wrote

Replying to jakedmj (#383,852)

I'm glad you both are in a more stable place now. I can't imagine the hardship of being homeless. I have worked with many formerly homeless individuals from our area and even still I can't begin to imagine how difficult that life is...

And I never wanted to come off like sharing your cigs is wrong or anything. It's just good to be able to say no from time to time and not feel pressured or guilty for our decision. Bumming a cig from someone can make you feel like someone else cares enough to share, and that is a good thing. But it can just as easily prevent you from hanging onto your own possessions out of perceived obligations.

Like everything in life, it's about moderation and it is not black and white. As in, it's not inherently good or bad to share your smokes. It's all about balance.

I'm sure you have enough life experience from your challenges to know that we all really live in the grey, and that people are too complicated to be put into labels as restrictive as 'good' or 'bad' or 'black' and 'white' sort of thinking. We all just have to try to find the right balance in our lives.

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Wrinklestiltskin t1_iui98ju wrote

Replying to jakedmj (#384,024)

I appreciate that. In all honesty, the hardest part of my job is the bureaucracy and obligations of my organization. Despite moments of burnout, it's never come from my clients; just my employer. I think most of us in mental health are in it because we're damaged goods as well. Helping others helps myself and my own struggle with major depression. I can't imagine a more rewarding experience than helping people transition from residential care facilities to more independent community housing. Playing a part in positive changes in someone's life like that helps keep me going. It's just as selfish as it is selfless haha.

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Smooth_Hexagon t1_iuilrry wrote

Be careful, Gas Stations on the North side are PvP enabled areas.

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DemWookieeCheeks t1_iuinnat wrote

You cannot fast travel while there are enemies nearby.

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flojo2012 t1_iuioqot wrote

Replying to Wyldfire2112 (#364,996)

It’s authentic to a very hidden and obese population in a portion of a Mexican Jungle. Mr. Villa himself is said to have ancestors from the region, which is how he came upon the recipes he now crafts for our delight.

So ya, it’s authentic.

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littleladwasabi t1_iuivlt8 wrote

Avoid eye contact with NPCs downtown or they will engage in dialogue or harass you

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iced-macchiato t1_iuj293h wrote

Replying to Vernal97 (#365,932)

The left turn lane from Sunshine to National is like 10 seconds. Legit only 2 cars go through before it is red. It’s so frustrating. Then that whole light cycle takes about 5 minutes and when the green light comes along again is still only 10 seconds long.

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Jack_Krauser t1_iuj9p9k wrote

Replying to MonoChaos (#373,009)

I've been shopping at the Walmarts on Kearney and Kansas my entire life and have never seen anything violent happen. I think the stereotype comes from south-siders that are too scared to interact with the poors.

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Saltpork545 t1_iujju9p wrote

Mexican Villa is an acquired taste.

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Lemonsniffer t1_iujp8fm wrote

Running low on hypodermic needles? Check under trees and bushes in parks and playgrounds to stock up.

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Daabree t1_iuk3e9d wrote

Don’t stay at any of the hotels on N Glenstone unless you want meth and hookers. 0.0

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