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_ism_ t1_jdcjiq4 wrote

that's just code for tax fraud

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LifeRocks114 t1_jdcjn9x wrote

I know the guest pastor that is actually responsible for the Toes tried this back in california, it did not work

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Golden3ye t1_jdcmlbm wrote

Once we get 10,000 raised, we will try to bring back little Timmy! Come on, people. Love with your wallets!

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randomradomski t1_jdcnhp9 wrote

Hopefully, this situation will get some people to wake up and realize that their church/ pastor is a fraud and leave it for a better one.... Hopefully.

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CloudofAmethyst t1_jdcssil wrote

I love that there is a God so loving and caring that he will grow back three toes that weren't impacting anyone's longevity or health, but there will be so many children who will die of preventable disease. I love how mysterious the ways of the Lord are. Keeps me on my...toes

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CRMagic t1_jdcyi1q wrote

Isn't the Bible really against magic or something? Oh well, guess they gotta keep all the followers on their toes.

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daveydave1987 t1_jdcz6zt wrote

I actually got my sex change thanks to James River! Lindell prayed over me and I finally got my vagina! God is so good!!✝️🏳️‍⚧️

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External_Staff_300 t1_jdd6arj wrote

Pretty sure the Bible has a lot to say about making false claims and soothsaying. None of it good.

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LeeOblivious t1_jddax9y wrote

Replying to nickcash (#2,318,852)

But only if you use it for fortunetelling and not for raising a zombie hoard to bring destruction on all those who you have perceived to have slighted you. Skeletons and flesh golems are also available. But, using corpses, body parts, and other such things violates other laws. gif

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Marqueso-burrito t1_jddbkby wrote

One of the priests involved in the toe thing was from out in California and he tried to resurrect a congregation members 2 year old daughter through prayer. This isn’t surprising me at all

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Digital-Latte t1_jddd71i wrote

If you have watched Pet Cemetery you know this is a bad idea lol.

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yvnglawyer t1_jddo9fx wrote

“Death” or “raising people from the dead” is interchangeable with “raising people from a dead life/raising people up” pretty much! Just taken out of context it sounds weird lol but I’ve heard this a ton it’s not meant to literally mean necromancy

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crw201 t1_jddowtu wrote

John Lindell is a megalomanic who is addicted to be worshipped as if he is Jesus Christ himself.

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huscarlaxe t1_jddwp8u wrote

Yeah but that's just for voting purposes.

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Deathhead876 t1_jddwwe8 wrote

Wait is necromancy legal now? You mean that I don't have to hide my undead in the shed anymore.

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DaisiesSunshine76 t1_jde3ehk wrote

Oh Jesus Christ. This is turning into the Olive situation at Bethel. (They attempted to resurrect a dead infant/child.)

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indiefab t1_jde90z2 wrote

The Gillioz is showing classic movies every Wednesday through the summer. May we request a special showing of Pet Semetary?

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Hem0g0blin t1_jdegnqu wrote

Replying to yvnglawyer (#2,320,911)

I hear you, but I have to admit it's hard to give them the benefit of the doubt and assume they're not speaking literally when they've recently made the fantastic claim that they literally caused a woman's amputated toes to grow back.

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sajabla t1_jdf8b0r wrote

If heaven is real what bullshit it would be to be there and have some asshole raise you from the dead and make you come back to this wretched place

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merrythoughts t1_jdffvhk wrote

Replying to cbduck (#2,318,841)

Holy fucking SHIT. It’s the same fucking guy???? I followed this intensely. Mother fucker preyed on this tragic event. Now he’s with JRA?? Fuuuuuck him. And fuuuuuck James River.

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mdchally t1_jdfwlf7 wrote

Replying to DaddyToadsworth (#2,328,814)

That's not even what this thread of the comments was about.

For the sake of feeding you: I believe God is capable of anything. I do not know this lady in question, so I don't know if He provided new toes or not.

I think if it happened to me, I would be so thrilled to share His miracle with the world that I would provide proof. But we're all different.

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mdchally t1_jdfx3p1 wrote

Replying to DaddyToadsworth (#2,329,191)

Look at how you reacted when I actually gave you a sincere response. This interaction says a lot more about you than it does me.

I still never even told you a yes or no. So, further proving the mob doesn't care about facts.

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NitazeneKing t1_jdg67ho wrote

Church full of pedophiles, scammers, and nutjobs.

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crw201 t1_jdie192 wrote

Replying to VaderTower (#2,331,297)

Jesus "Holy Reaganomics" Christ.

Unfortunately I can see that sentiment being half believed by members of JRC. I used to go tl JRC and they always used to give sermons about the poor widow who came along and put in two small copper coins. The poor woman, as a widow, would have had no source of income after her husband's death. Therefore the two small copper coins were all she had - and yet she offered them to God. We were taught to give even if we had nothing.

We were also taught in the youth sermons that if we did nothing for God, not giving tithes or evangelicalizing and recruiting people to join the church that we would get nothing in heaven. We'd be homeless in heaven essentially lol.

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evilspawn_usmc t1_jdpacyw wrote

Replying to yvnglawyer (#2,320,911)

Except the bible literally says that Jesus gave his disciples the power to cure all diseases, dispel spirits, and even raise the dead. In fact, he commanded them to do just that:

>Matthew 10: 5-8 5 These twelve Jesus sent out, instructing them, “Go nowhere among the Gentiles and enter no town of the Samaritans, 6 but go rather to the lost sheep of the house of Israel. 7 And proclaim as you go, saying, ‘The kingdom of heaven is at hand.’ 8 Heal the sick, raise the dead, cleanse lepers, cast out demons.

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