Cat found on M train yesterday eveningSubmitted by ExistentialSuffering t3_1089zmx in nyc
waveball03 t1_j3qxlsd wrote
Cat was probably just trying to get to work.
cakeme t1_j3r2vpl wrote
Yeah now he’s super late
myassholealt t1_j3rqmgk wrote
And good luck getting a boss to believe you're late cause you got kidnapped.
Sufficient-Laundry t1_j3rukhx wrote
And he was already on probation because of the catnaps.
LastValyrian t1_j3t5zvx wrote
“Great another human picked me up. This expensive rent ain’t gonna pay for itself meow!”
MaybeSecondBestMan t1_j3rf1w8 wrote
Somewhere there’s a bodega owner looking at his watch and shaking his head.
Vegetable-Length-823 t1_j3rfn9i wrote
He was at work rat patrol
well-that-was-fast t1_j3s1w1v wrote
This cat was so hard working that after clearing its owner's apartment of rats -- it was down to the subway to clear that out.
smackson t1_j3skx57 wrote
Plot twist: OP's brother works for Big Rat.
ExistentialSuffering OP t1_j3u40hp wrote
He does!
soingee t1_j3su2sj wrote
r/catswithjobs
mari2289 t1_j3vbtfi wrote
Might even be the city's new rat czar.
Pandapopcorn t1_j3rdcwd wrote
Legit the city should be like Morocco and should have more cats to handle the rats.
Wowzlul t1_j3rgvfo wrote
There are already an insane number of cats in Brooklyn alone. Tons of them die on the street every year. Local TNR groups can't keep up.
I don't think more cats is the answer to the rat problem. The answer is better garbage disposal.
Pandapopcorn t1_j3rolma wrote
True. Garbage disposal is still stuck in the 60’s. In morocco the locals usually feed the cats and treat them with respect and the cats reciprocate by keeping the place clean.
MaybeSecondBestMan t1_j3s2otm wrote
Yeah unfortunately I think the hitch in your plan is that nobody in New York treats anything with respect.
paisleycatperson t1_j3rts89 wrote
Cats and rats both eat trash, that's why rich neighborhoods with street cleaners or people who are paid to containerize trash do not have feral cats. Cats don't actually hunt rats, either. A cat colony will passively deter rats, meaning, they will displace rats one house over, that's it, the real issue is trash.
allMightyMostHigh t1_j3t6b4p wrote
Our winters are too harsh
FedishSwish t1_j3sffbx wrote
Cats are essentially an invasive species, and kill billions of birds each year. I'm not suggesting we go out and kill cats, but we also should absolutely be trying to reduce the number of outdoor cats (both feral and domesticated).
XtremeBBQ t1_j3t1xnt wrote
So your canceling cat's? Okie dokie.
FedishSwish t1_j3tbhw2 wrote
Outdoor cats. Learn to read.
XtremeBBQ t1_j3vc67i wrote
OK kitty.
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