Submitted by JAlbert653 t3_10jhvkq in nottheonion
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RSwordsman t1_j5kgbtj wrote
Good ol' Florida Man never fails.
cristarain t1_j5kgwde wrote
He made his own Krabby Patty
JejuneEsculenta t1_j5knl9x wrote
So, you are suggesting that this was an act of vengeance... an angry poop as retaliation....
smurfsundermybed t1_j5km8g6 wrote
They have a return policy?
NightDrive17 t1_j5ko79l wrote
return poolicy
[deleted] t1_j5oe6zi wrote
I’m assuming he mistook the restaurant for Joes Crap Shack. Honest mistake.
Matthew_C1314 t1_j5km3xf wrote
Now how is that different than any other Joe’s Crab Shack?
TheAnt317 t1_j5kmdyv wrote
Florida Man strikes again.
fuzzyedges1974 t1_j5kvqxb wrote
As a Fort Myers resident, this is not surprising at all
SallyJane5555 t1_j5l17dk wrote
Did anyone notice?
Oski96 t1_j5khsbc wrote
It was probably put on the Specials Menu the next day.
dirk_on_reddit t1_j5km20a wrote
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go.
bubba7557 t1_j5knsa1 wrote
I mean that's how I kinda feel about that food too so...
oopsie-mybad t1_j5kogyv wrote
That's shitty service
RPDRNick t1_j5ks1sp wrote
The crab shack / is a little old place where / we can shit on the floor / crab shack, baby
chrisfyb t1_j5lbm4d wrote
In Florida?! Get. Out.
cdbutts t1_j5lb6qv wrote
I’ll take West Coast Florida behavior for $500 please.
TheKrakIan t1_j5lhtmd wrote
Better than the shit that comes out of the kitchen.
rofopp t1_j5ly09w wrote
Mannys in town for fantasy camp.
HealthGent t1_j5m8kie wrote
“Steve… dude, it’s CRAB Shack.”
ijeanofdreammie t1_j5n3o46 wrote
Catch him via DNA. Stool is loaded with the maker’s DNA. He’s probably a serial pooper.
According_Turn_3473 t1_j5p0nrg wrote
I usually eat some of their food first before doing that.
clichesaurus t1_j5looye wrote
Probably applying for American citizenship soon and wants to spruce up the application
BuffaloJayhawk t1_j5kh4jy wrote
that's a shitty thing for him to do.