ijeanofdreammie
ijeanofdreammie t1_j5r1rme wrote
His ass is sucking wind.
ijeanofdreammie t1_j5n3o46 wrote
Catch him via DNA. Stool is loaded with the maker’s DNA. He’s probably a serial pooper.
ijeanofdreammie t1_j4wc78a wrote
Reply to tifu by having naked time with my boyfriend while getting over a stomach bug... by Bright-Mode-2768
Don’t worry. You’ll find a new guy to shit on soon! Just get back out there, and eat your fiber!
ijeanofdreammie t1_iybouwq wrote
If a cock had a head, it would look like a camel. Still, I love them!
ijeanofdreammie t1_iy8axpw wrote
He is kind of an expert at it.
ijeanofdreammie t1_iuurop9 wrote
Reply to Denver firefighters suspended for getting woman pronounced dead even though she was alive by xraygun2014
I wish I could get declared dead. No more debt, my kid gets my life insurance , and I’d be freeeeeee!!!
ijeanofdreammie t1_itzuqxm wrote
I’m sure they have a surcharge for that.
ijeanofdreammie t1_ittkfyk wrote
Greased poles.
ijeanofdreammie t1_isc3b0z wrote
Reply to Manhattan congressional candidate publishes a porn video to highlight his sex positive platform by threaljmotm
Let’s hope Jerry Nadler doesn’t reciprocate, because there are things you just can’t unsee.
ijeanofdreammie t1_j5r1x9t wrote
Reply to Ted Sarandos says that Netflix has “never canceled a successful show” by avery5712
If Netflix wasn’t free courtesy of Comcast, I’d have cancelled that shiz a long time ago.