Submitted by GregorSamsa67 t3_ymdbmp in nottheonion
i-opener t1_iv3b3of wrote
>The 45-year-old had stepped out of her car in a residential area in St Gallen in northeastern Switzerland, probably in order to get something out of the boot, regional police said, according to the Swiss news agency ATS.
>But then the car, which was on a slight slope, began rolling backwards.
>The woman had attempted in vain to stop the vehicle, before falling to the ground and was run over a first time.
>The car had then rammed into another vehicle and rebounded back in the opposite direction, running over the woman a second time, police said.
>But the car then hit a sidewalk, sending it back towards the woman and running her over a third time, before finally hitting a wooden barrier and coming to a halt.
THAT is some motherfuckin' looney tunes shit! Are they rebooting Christine or something??
NorCalAthlete t1_iv3euvw wrote
Final Destination 2022
TaxiFare t1_iv4h51t wrote
It's like when a Loony Tunes character steps on the same rake multiple times in a row.
yiannistheman t1_iv6350b wrote
I thought for sure the car was made by Acme and her last name is Coyote.
Aggressive_Ad_2210 t1_iv583x6 wrote
Or sideshow bob
DJNickiBlake t1_iv3f3e4 wrote
Definitely Steven King-ish!
immibis t1_iv4usir wrote
Turns out she was also a bricklayer using a pulley to lift bricks up...
random_user_169 t1_iv88x0m wrote
That was such a hysterical recording, and I also. Thought of it when I read this...
jPix t1_iv4ow49 wrote
Nightmare fuel.
KentuckyFriedChildre t1_iv668ey wrote
The only thing that would seperate this from an actual onion article would be if they put "allegedly", "has claimed" etc with every single statement.
Lo8000 t1_iv4q8ni wrote
>>The woman
Stopped reading right there.
MuperSario-AU t1_iv4s5zr wrote
...?
Arduousjourney420 t1_iv5na1c wrote
Proud misogynist or just edgy angsty teen?
Butterter t1_iv59m8i wrote
Women ☕ /s
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