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i-opener t1_iv3b3of wrote

>The 45-year-old had stepped out of her car in a residential area in St Gallen in northeastern Switzerland, probably in order to get something out of the boot, regional police said, according to the Swiss news agency ATS.

>But then the car, which was on a slight slope, began rolling backwards.

>The woman had attempted in vain to stop the vehicle, before falling to the ground and was run over a first time.

>The car had then rammed into another vehicle and rebounded back in the opposite direction, running over the woman a second time, police said.

>But the car then hit a sidewalk, sending it back towards the woman and running her over a third time, before finally hitting a wooden barrier and coming to a halt.

THAT is some motherfuckin' looney tunes shit! Are they rebooting Christine or something??

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TaxiFare t1_iv4h51t wrote

It's like when a Loony Tunes character steps on the same rake multiple times in a row.

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yiannistheman t1_iv6350b wrote

I thought for sure the car was made by Acme and her last name is Coyote.

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immibis t1_iv4usir wrote

Turns out she was also a bricklayer using a pulley to lift bricks up...

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random_user_169 t1_iv88x0m wrote

That was such a hysterical recording, and I also. Thought of it when I read this...

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KentuckyFriedChildre t1_iv668ey wrote

The only thing that would seperate this from an actual onion article would be if they put "allegedly", "has claimed" etc with every single statement.

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