Submitted by TheTim t3_111lpty in nottheonion
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UncleVoodooo t1_j8fkzby wrote
Resale value
spoke2 t1_j8gc2ek wrote
🏅
SlenDman402 t1_j8itxql wrote
Ooof
dnaH_notnA t1_j8jhunu wrote
One of the only commodities to gain value through use /s
RacoonSmuggler t1_j8fsryw wrote
>he estimated that the current US tariff system adds about $1.10 to each pair of women’s underwear and about $0.75 to men’s.
About 35 cents a pair more.
timeforaroast t1_j8h9cxk wrote
There’s a joke here somewhere but I’m probably not the best person to go about it
QueensOfTheNoKnowAge t1_j8syf3j wrote
This doesn’t even take into account how long the underwear lasts. My ex-wife wasn’t a fan of my hole-y boxers. It’s possible that there may have been a free ball mishap with an unfortunately placed undie hole.
Men are gross and cheap and we’re aware of that privilege.
Edit: And those that aren’t need to embrace the cheap grossness
[deleted] t1_j8fg3rf wrote
There really is a pink tax!
Oh-My-God-Do-I-Try t1_j8hfu59 wrote
Pink tariff, in this case
Fake_William_Shatner t1_j8fmukb wrote
Let's not ignore what this underwear issue is all about. The butt it goes on. This is perhaps the only area of economics where I'm for a supply-side approach and that we should not be having a booty tax -- even on the people who have ALL the booty.
This is an investment in America's happiness. Subsidize the good underwear and all the other things will fall into place.
strawbennyjam t1_j8had4g wrote
I will gladly accept the US government providing literally any social program at this point as long as they just shut up and do it.
I wanted healthcare, I really really wanted trains, education would be nice, but if it’s underwear…..then beggars can’t be choosers I guess.
I0A0I t1_j8fv0lk wrote
Doesn't it already? I'm sure there a Walmart value pack for the panties, but aren't bras stupid expensive? Then it gets worse the deeper you get into the nicer shit.
SmackEh t1_j8fjqvb wrote
Women underwear is (can be) very luxurious, compared to what's available for men.
That being said, if underwear is expensive then it would be effectively taxed more simply by how percentages work...
SelectiveSanity t1_j8fm0ey wrote
Keep in mind, government officials also thought that tampons were luxury items.
gophergun t1_j8hmfbm wrote
That link doesn't actually say who those officials are. I'm guessing it's just them being subject to sales tax in the same way that toilet paper is.
davewhitebarber t1_j8gkgj2 wrote
The luxury is being able to throw them away vs washing out a diva cup
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j8h26a7 wrote
I am forever traumatized by those cups because of the time my ex left one in the trash and one of her dogs found it.
I thought it was a yogurt lid or something when I got it away from him.
Uturuncu t1_j8hgzl8 wrote
I'm really not sure what you wrested away from your dog, but if it was able to be confused with a yogurt lid it probably wasn't a diva cup.
Diva cups are a full silicone cup, about an inch across and a couple inches deep, and they really shouldn't be going in the trash; they're reusable.
Mine did come with some special 'sample' disposable silicone rings with plastic over them that were one-and-done called menstrual discs which might be what you're thinking of? Their big advantage is not taking up much space in the vagina for mess-free sex during a period.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j8hhhxd wrote
It was whatever is in the bottom left corner of this picture
crippledjosh t1_j8hi1ki wrote
Pretty sure that's a diaphragm, which is a form of contraception.
Gh0stMan0nThird t1_j8hiirg wrote
Well it was covered in blood, or at least what the dog left on it :(
I touched it with my hands and held it up to my face to smell it because I had no idea what it was
Uturuncu t1_j8hjflm wrote
Not a diaphragm, that absolutely is a menstrual disc. Do not expect them to provide contraception, but they're disposable, low footprint, and apparently comfortable. They unsettle me, I haven't tried them. The menstrual cup is in the bottom right, reusable, but the size makes them uncomfy for some folk.
Edit; Also sorry you had to deal with that. These things really should be less taboo so it's not such a baffling 'what the fuck is this shit?!' surprise when a product ends up somewhere it shouldn't.
Dogs and trashcans I am so familiar with, 'cause a dog I lived with managed to get a tampon string wrapped around her teeth and was choking on it in her throat after she got in the trash.
GinnyMcJuicy t1_j8gdbjj wrote
If you read the article, the cheap stuff is taxed more than the high end stuff.
9month_foodbaby t1_j8fqjdp wrote
Sorry bro. Granny panties for all. If we have to pay more than we will buy less. Victoria's secret is now that high waisted cotton with a stupid floral print.
nooshaw t1_j8ioi1n wrote
Then why aren't men's underwear luxurious? I'm envious, we should all be able to have such luxuries.
Royal_Classic915 t1_j8haolh wrote
In an effort to bring down the price of women's underwear, I have gone commando
Katana1369 t1_j8i46ne wrote
I go commando most of the time in the summer anyway. Lol
Royal_Classic915 t1_j8lne5t wrote
We all know😉
ivapeooo t1_j8h2ll9 wrote
arent they already?
joleme t1_j8i7y6e wrote
The US government says a lot of stupid shit on an hourly basis. The majority of which are crusty old morons who barely know how to use a smartphone. They have almost no knowledge whatsoever and just pass on prewritten bills to be passed. I doubt most of them could even tell you how much a pair of regular underwear costs.
yohohoanabottleofrum t1_j8mr2q6 wrote
How much could one pair of underwear cost Michael? 15 dollars?
Midian1369 t1_j8h4em5 wrote
I really want to put a gif of Sideshow Bob stepping on rakes here, because that's how I feel almost everytime I read or hear what my government thinks....
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sharksnut t1_j8hln85 wrote
Down with panties!
Busman123 t1_j8hpfai wrote
So, will they start selling them in vending machines?
Armitage1 t1_j8ud5gf wrote
>Tariffs on US underwear are regressive
I don't even know what I'm reading. Enough internet for today.
ChristyNiners t1_j8ukmfn wrote
Treating women differently? That’s par for the corset.
Sasquatch_butt6162 t1_j94bzcy wrote
Safes are something men use to keep valuable items in. They know other men want what's in it and that some will take by force. Men protect its contents vigilintly by allowing only themselves to have access and strictly prohibited others access unless indisputable, absolute consent is given by the owners to do so. Safes are solid, heavy and nearly impenetrable therfore making them very expensive, but the protection it offers to its valuable contents justifies the cost to these men.
So why in hell should women pay more than men do to keep their valuable possessions in flimsy, delicately fragile safes made of a few millimeters of fucking cotton?
capGpriv t1_j8kaqq1 wrote
This is all very simple
The republican politicians want regressive taxes on luxury women’s lingerie, because it’d cost them less when they want to go cruising in women’s underwear
And the democrats want high prices so women will go commando, therefore it’ll be less effort to get in an interns pants
Either that or a significant proportion of politicians are incompetent sexist unaware fools, who place an unnecessary burden on poorer people and women
lumberjack_jeff t1_j8ig4ji wrote
Men's underwear is cheaper because, to men, cheap is considered a feature.
There's a reason that there's no such thing as Victor's Secret.
not_a_gumby t1_j8gpncg wrote
thats why my girlfriend never wears panties, they're too expensive .
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GinnyMcJuicy t1_j8gdg83 wrote
No it's not. Did you read it?
MrGrirch t1_j8glkrw wrote
Breaking news: redditor can't read
HoppityHooper t1_j8fzj48 wrote
Many men, meanwhile, would love seeing women's underwear come down.
Kind_Bullfrog_4073 t1_j8go8fw wrote
This must be why some want a woman president.
bdrwr t1_j8ff0t1 wrote
But they're made using way less material