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12altoids34 t1_ja79cg9 wrote

Reply to comment by RobsEvilTwin in Arizona hiker convicted of starting forest fires to be rescued by StudMuffinNick

Are you sure they weren't caused by Jewish space lasers?

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RobsEvilTwin t1_ja79rtr wrote

I think those only work in Dumbfuckistan mate :D

The formula is pretty simple. Warmer than usual winter, late wet season, equals a shit ton of dry fuel without the normal window for a winter burnoff.

Huge fuel supply, throw in lightning strikes, the occasional idiot with a cigarette, and a few arsonists and half the country is on fire.

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12altoids34 t1_jaaydut wrote

I was intending to make a joke at the expense of Marjorie Taylor green. She's an idiot congresswoman we have in the united states. When California was having massive wildfires at one point she tried to blame them on Jewish space lasers. She was also a Q-anon follower. She's a complete nut job.

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