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sugoidesuuu t1_jc9qs1j wrote

Damnit, how did I get here to the “dolphin fuckers” section

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ISawWendiGo t1_jc9pwyf wrote

"I decided I would confront him. How could he do this to Jasmin?" Seriously? How could HE? Way to go, mom!

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Marzana1900 t1_jc9chq9 wrote

That sneaky cetacean! Never trust hairy muscles and a fedora OP.

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vi_rose t1_jc9modl wrote

He isn't technically your son in law since your daughter never married him. Just the father of your grandchild and your child

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[deleted] t1_jca96fd wrote

Not sure which part is more horryfing, the dolphin person making dolphin babies or that you thought a man in his 40s is a good match for your 18 year old daughter 😨😨

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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jca9brc wrote

My daughter is not eighteen, she’s in her 20s. I also thought it was weird at first but he said he was 29 and for some reason I trusted him

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No-Extreme-4564 t1_jcak03v wrote

Well now as you have his address I think you can call police or cop I guess.....

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AmarilloWar t1_jcblqkc wrote

Ad the fact that she knows that her daughter has a lot of trysts and calls them "lovers" 🤮

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RagicalUnicorn t1_jcbrru7 wrote

Haha I was legit thinking the same thing. Even the discussion about her being pregnant was giving off major red flags.

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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jc9z0it wrote

To be fair I also didn’t expect him to be secretly dolphin

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onyxaj t1_jcall94 wrote

A tale of love and betrayal.

Secretly Dolphin.

This week on the Hallmark Channel.

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glyphdragonix t1_jc9xzed wrote

Well this is interresting. I already heard of something similar, in a brazilian legend.

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Leo_The_Dumbass t1_jcaaoam wrote

How the fuck did I get to the bestiality side of this forum

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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcaavhw wrote

I did warn in the title he wasn’t human

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Leo_The_Dumbass t1_jcab1gp wrote

I thought your SOL was a demon or some shit, not a fucking dolphin. Those shitheads are even worse than the devil

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basicbidita t1_jca7jtl wrote

Dude Jasmin clearly should marry a wereshark now, and seek avenge on that dolphin..also you need to stay away from your daughter please.. sorry to say but you're not a good mom :(

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pxywu t1_jcalgg1 wrote

This was extremely weird. I wouldn’t say it is creepy or scary. Just a bit peculiar and odd.

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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcameld wrote

Finding out you will be giving birth to a dolphin is pretty terrifying

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pxywu t1_jcamoc6 wrote

Yes I doubt it would be anything pleasant

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onyxaj t1_jcam38g wrote

Do they not do ultrasounds anymore? There would be evidence the baby was not human WAY before she gave birth.

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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcanv6d wrote

I told her not to do it, because I read on the internet they inject the fetus with chemtrails

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ursus_curseus_999 t1_jcakuc0 wrote

Nice to see that Brazil has it's own selkies, and that they're still up to the same old selkie antics.

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blackbutterfree t1_jcant2s wrote

I would've slept with him too, he sounds like a hot merman daddy.

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kitXD t1_jcbjp5n wrote

The only questionable part of this is the fedora

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PastorRabbi t1_jcbwbm6 wrote

Seems like you're not human either, having sex with the father of your daughters child..

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VladSuarezShark t1_jcavabe wrote

All dolphins look the same (within a given colour). Conceal your own pregnancy, and ensure that both babies are never seen together.

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1MoreTiredTeacher t1_jcb92ex wrote

Tbh the biggest plot twist here is that you're Brazilian and not Portuguese. You fooled me with the codfish

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danielleshorts t1_jcbt5x2 wrote

Wish I had dolphins instead of kids!

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MatgamarraAlt3 OP t1_jcbvw5s wrote

Well I have a daughter and will have dolphins apparently

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danielleshorts t1_jcjene6 wrote

I have 3 daughters(11 months apart). Dolphins would have been easier.,😂🤣

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Experiments-Lady t1_jcbwi8b wrote

At least baby will have a sibling of the same species!!

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paingravy t1_jcbtyz8 wrote

those dastardly dolphins

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