Marzana1900 t1_jc9chq9 wrote on March 15, 2023 at 5:38 AM

Reply to My son-in-law isn’t human by MatgamarraAlt3

That sneaky cetacean! Never trust hairy muscles and a fedora OP.

Marzana1900 t1_j9n6ror wrote on February 23, 2023 at 4:11 AM

Reply to If you've looked in a mirror today, it might already be too late. by NomNomNomNation

I am at home and my mirrors are all of dubious cleanliness. So I am in the clear! Whew

Marzana1900 t1_j906jo2 wrote on February 18, 2023 at 5:35 AM

Reply to I adopted a dog. I think her previous owner wants her back. by voiddoggie

Oh nope! Chevron can f@ck off. The dog was abandoned. The dog loves you and stays willingly. That's all that matters.

I may be somewhat biased because asshats have been abandoning their dogs in my park post pandemic....but yeah, I think Kirby wants to stay.

Marzana1900 t1_j7o15u0 wrote on February 8, 2023 at 4:20 AM

Reply to On the day I turned 18, I inherited a spellbook. Now I'm on the run from the Red. by Grand_Theft_Motto

This is absolutely devastating OP. My condolences. Yet it's done now, you opened the book and they know and they are coming..

You must push through and learn the secrets this book holds. Stay vigilant and keep us posted.

Marzana1900 t1_j6m1ffx wrote on January 31, 2023 at 7:35 AM

Reply to If this ever happens, don’t answer the door, hide, lock everything and NEVER look into their eyes. by CreepyScribbler

My 12 year old is a monster. Ever since he read about black eye kids he has repeatedly terrorized me with " Please let me in mama, I am so cold. Let me in" while outside my bedroom door. He waits until I open it.

I am traumatized as is, and now this account. Oh OP, I wish you well through this.

Marzana1900 t1_j26d4rj wrote on December 29, 2022 at 11:52 PM

Reply to To all the wannabe cryptid hunters, stay the fuck out of my woods by girl_from_the_crypt

Being from a Slavic country I am lucky to be very familiar with the things that walk the woods. Never had any issues myself, but yeah, we were all warned and those who listen still live on.

Poor dude, but you don't mess with these guys. And OP, this was not your fault in any way. Keep on doing a great job of protecting those who do not know any better.

Marzana1900 t1_iy24rk5 wrote on November 28, 2022 at 4:03 AM

Reply to Our daughter's new porcelain doll speaks ancient Sumerian, but he isn't supposed to talk. by BubbaLeeJones

Somewhat reminds me of a Simpsons episode. When Bazuzu's eyes are glowing :)

Seriously though OP, glad you are getting help with Frank, looks like you will need it. Best of luck!