Submitted by ProfEGadd t3_zz5pyb in massachusetts
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trALErun t1_j2b4snn wrote
As opposed to a liquid or gas human move
UsernamesAreHard26 t1_j29v0fq wrote
Are you saying you found these keys and are looking for their owner? Or are you just sharing a picture of your keys with us?
TheLyz t1_j2a225k wrote
I think the title means he found them and dropped them off with the town's PD.
Live_Olive_2853 t1_j2b207r wrote
You think? See. It’s not clear and open to interpretation. I read it 3 times and still wasn’t sure.
nextzero182 t1_j2ccwzt wrote
Oh sweetie
Yallareretarded69 t1_j2adshb wrote
Was the caption that hard to understand?
itallendsintears t1_j29w8oo wrote
Lol
jacb415 t1_j2ah9gt wrote
You could try bringing them to a Subaru dealership and if the key is “readable” (for services and recalls due) it may have the owners information accessible and they or you could track them down that way.
TheATrain218 t1_j2b6sb5 wrote
>they or you
It ain't going to be you, that's for sure. "Can you tell me how to get to this stranger's house for which I have a key? Steal stuff? No never!"
jacb415 t1_j2bxjer wrote
Makes sense
4timesthesteak t1_j2c3qgz wrote
Not possible with these keys
jacb415 t1_j2dfirm wrote
Bummer.
randomlurker82 t1_j2agxlt wrote
I used to love driving over that causeway. So beautiful there. Hope this person gets their keys back!
Extension_Club57 t1_j2ae9h4 wrote
Woof. Those are also keys to his/her business and others looking at those "do not copy" keys. You've got a lil extra karma in your back pocket today
adm7373 t1_j2ahiym wrote
it's also possible to make a copy of a key based on a photo, so the negative karma might balance out the positive here.
i doubt there's enough identifying info here to know what door those keys unlock and the "W603" one is the only one with a full image, but I've learned not to underestimate internet sleuths/troublemakers
Extension_Club57 t1_j2ahvbl wrote
Sounds like you live in fear. Take a breath, sweetheart - they're not the vault keys to fort knox
adm7373 t1_j2als4n wrote
lol I'm not afraid, just assessing risks. I work with health data, so I think about security a lot. (also to be clear, I didn't downvote you)
RogerPackinrod t1_j2clzfl wrote
The W603 is a generic file cabinet key, you can buy them.
Pudge223 t1_j2axkur wrote
Half the state just tapped their pocket.
fendent t1_j2ci75h wrote
Subaru key fob with Thule keys? Couldn’t be…
tapakip t1_j2azyk9 wrote
Did you post this to the Westport Facebook group? You're more likely to find the owner or someone who knows them there.
Live_Olive_2853 t1_j2b21jz wrote
Right!???
feliscat t1_j2ax6zx wrote
r/titlegore
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itallendsintears t1_j29watv wrote
They don’t. Now take your lifted truck and hit that gun show
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itallendsintears t1_j29wy7k wrote
I think subaru drivers are alright. Wrx notwithstanding. I’m all about co ops and Vermont flannel though, so beware
Extension_Club57 t1_j2aelp8 wrote
There is no combination of any license plate and car color that's better than the Vermont plate on a Green Forrester (the unofficial official car of Vermont).
itallendsintears t1_j2agqa7 wrote
Dude. For real. And Vermont is basically heaven so that’s like a chariot of gods as far as I’m concerned.
Extension_Club57 t1_j2ai4lp wrote
Still miss Burlington daily. There's was nothing quite like walking the dog every night while the sunset on the Adirondacks. Thankfully, some buddies stayed so I visit often
itallendsintears t1_j2animi wrote
Me and my girl are trying to manifest a house somewhere out in Vermont. But considering I work in health and human services, it’s an apartment in south Hadley falls instead
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SouthShoreSerenade t1_j29xbp0 wrote
The 1980s called, they want their jokes back.
itallendsintears t1_j29wfpr wrote
Why is this sort of shit called for zero reason? Just pure vitriol apropos nothing
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Flower_Murderer t1_j29vxib wrote
Because the think, 'I'm going to tune my WRX with this shitty aftermaket ECU to go faster" then realize they've just grenaded their engine sans money shift because they fucked with things they were not knowledgeable on.
Darklighter10 t1_j2cxtha wrote
So…like you trying to construct a coherent sentence?
itallendsintears t1_j29w82m wrote
Solid human being move