TiberiusClackus t1_jduty3n wrote
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Yeah but if it starred Mel Gibson in his prime I’d probably still watch it and love it
daviator88 t1_jduybp0 wrote
It's a great movie, just not historical at all whatsoever
Tap_Z_or_R_Twice t1_jdv2xpm wrote
Well there definitely was someone named William Wallace before so it's slightly historical.
Ctotheg t1_jdvfd8n wrote
Braveheart was the nickname for King Robert the Bruce, not William Wallace.
And when Wallace was executed it was worse than the film: Four different horses, one per limb, dragged Wallace for miles to his execution. He was hanged almost to the point of death, before being taken down and horrifically mutilated. While still breathing, his genitals were sliced off, his entrails pulled out, and his innards burned in front of him. It was only then Wallace was decapitated and dismembered. Wallace's head was placed on London Bridge, while the four quarters of his body were placed in Stirling, Aberdeen, Berwick, and Newcastle.
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AuntieDawnsKitchen t1_jdvum5d wrote
And yet not as disturbing as the fact that Princess Isabella would have been 3 at that point.
leicanthrope t1_jdwijoz wrote
Apparently the author is a descendent, or at least claims to be. The earlier drafts of the script are much more one-sided and fanboy-esque, to the point where they're approaching "everybody clapped" territory.
DeusEx-Machinist t1_jdx9e49 wrote
Many years ago when I was in high school, my teacher told us that Wallace was castrated first, then drug by horse. I'm not sure which is worse, frankly.
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Knows_all_secrets t1_jdv660z wrote
Just like it would be slightly historical if there was a film about George Washington wearing a modern day business suit and a native war bonnet sneaking his forces across the Delaware Bridge in the night.
supafluous t1_jdv9md3 wrote
Preposterous. Surely he would use the Washington Crossing Bridge.
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AstrumRimor t1_jdvb5pc wrote
I thought he def also got his junk chopped, too?
Jazzanthipus t1_jdv927t wrote
The Patriot coulda been so much more fun
FirstChurchOfBrutus t1_jdwt9gw wrote
They did. It was called The Patriot, and it was every bit as accurate as what was just described.
demostravius2 t1_jdzvhp0 wrote
Nonsense, everyone knows all Englishman are either evil and cunning or bumbling and useless!
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TiberiusClackus t1_jdx4k28 wrote
I’ve seen it about a dozen times and would watch it again tonight. Mel Gibson was made of solid gold from 1995-2005
FirstChurchOfBrutus t1_jdxa41i wrote
As someone who lived in Charleston when it was being filmed, and as someone who has a special place in his heart for Nathaniel Greene, I do enjoy watching it. It’s just that, like the musket balls they fired, it is not the kind of thing I expect to have any sort of accuracy. If I were a(n) Historian, I would be aghast at the liberties (pun intended) taken by this film.
Kataphractoi t1_jdy7urt wrote
> If I were a(n) Historian, I would be aghast at the liberties (pun intended) taken by this film.
Medieval historians tend to view A Knight's Tale favorably. But that could be because AKT wasn't trying to be historical and was more just telling a story in a setting. Even with the anachronisms and other inaccuracies, the film still captures the atmosphere and mood that would've been present at a historical medieval tournament.
monsantobreath t1_jdyi7h4 wrote
Also Thin Lizzy was a favourite of his Majesty's.
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TiberiusClackus t1_jdxurug wrote
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
wittor t1_jdwo5ui wrote
The problem is the widely accepted misconception that the historical moment happened as it is shown in the movie.
Like the joke, It is all fun and games untill people start to talk abou Abu Nazir as a real person.
TiberiusClackus t1_jdwrk25 wrote
I mean in the end it only bastardized British history so nbd
Nuffsaid98 t1_jdx1yne wrote
The Patriot? Kind of.
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