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Vflaehd t1_j4jkdch wrote
New air cancel tech is goated
[deleted] t1_j4lxz5v wrote
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ISpikInglisVeriBest t1_j4kp4v4 wrote
Who gave the poor thing RedBull
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francoij t1_j4ioe0b wrote
Why does it seem to appear out of nowhere ?
cannondave t1_j4ixja9 wrote
Because the shit resolution of 200x150 pixels is to low to discern any objects until you hit it with the camera
icecreamdude97 t1_j4lhiy9 wrote
Hit it with the car*
Sad-Salamander-401 t1_j4kg9b0 wrote
Bad spawn.
tabz3 t1_j4knmrh wrote
Stupid cars spawn camping the deers.
Asgar06 t1_j4k6dkw wrote
i think it's because of the low frame rate of the camera
dumptrump3 t1_j4kt7dz wrote
Of the 5 that I’ve hit, they all came out of nowhere.
anally_ExpressUrself t1_j4leori wrote
This is why it's critical to slow down and be extra cautious whenever you're driving by nowhere.
dumptrump3 t1_j4ll34z wrote
Haha, I live in northern Michigan. Everywhere is nowhere.
the_first_brovenger t1_j4lb124 wrote
Played it back at 1/16x and was able to see a few brown pixels swimming in a few frames before it's "visible".
Potato camera and compression of the ass variety.
wedontlikespaces t1_j4lckr9 wrote
It's god awful compression. Sure, the input probably wasn't that good but I am pretty sure it's the compression algorithm that's dropping frames.
daluxe t1_j4l8875 wrote
Rare case when potato quality makes video better
Disastrous-Half69 t1_j4lj2vz wrote
I see you haven't met many of these suicidal forest rats...
Midgetmunky13 t1_j4lkwvy wrote
Bad camera, but it does make for a good demonstration of how it feels when you are driving and a deer jumps out. They seem to really come out of nowhere.
nj23dublin t1_j4ifejm wrote
These insurance scammers with fake accident attempts .. tut tut
HileRolandofGilead t1_j4lh3lu wrote
Tit tut indeed.
Jolonerz t1_j4imzsc wrote
Parkour!
matbram t1_j4kyjwa wrote
I hear Michael’s voice when reading this
UpdootDaSnootBoop t1_j4lzuwk wrote
HARDCORE PARKOUR!
Ferme_La_Bouche t1_j4ioaqq wrote
I hate when they fly out of worm holes like that.
overrespond t1_j4irs5d wrote
I thought the same thing! But on the third or fourth watch I think it was running along the road and then cuts across, so it looks like it comes out of nowhere.
Gear_ t1_j4j6m8p wrote
Fr that thing teleported into oncoming traffic
HI_Handbasket t1_j4jjp6m wrote
We can't see the bumper in the video, but I'm certain that it clipped the right rear leg and sent the deer spinning. That was not a controlled leap.
eternalankh t1_j4j2124 wrote
Right! If that deer hadn't ran out into the road and alerted the driver, they would have plowed right into that stopped car in front of them.
davegammelgard t1_j4j4t4t wrote
He is The One.
somdude04 t1_j4krgfx wrote
What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge cars?
No, Neo. I'm trying to tell you that when you're ready, you won't have to.
RobinTheMoyWonder t1_j4limi9 wrote
He's beginning to believe...
kubuton t1_j4j6ec9 wrote
There can be only one
lamorak2000 t1_j4ki3i8 wrote
♪ Heeere we are, born to be kings ♪
Yala-enki4320 t1_j4ilcc9 wrote
Oh deer, another insurance scammer…
SubVettel t1_j4io47v wrote
The deer is filming a tiktok challenge
Reelplayer t1_j4ih9xm wrote
r/deerarefuckingstupid
gechu t1_j4jqazt wrote
Nice Fosbury flop
putHimInTheCurry t1_j4jzbv0 wrote
Fawnsbury flop 🦌
1feralengineer t1_j4iagbz wrote
Got the moves like doe
kenhutson t1_j4igqv5 wrote
They doe be like that doe
1feralengineer t1_j4iqado wrote
D'OH
BadSanna t1_j4ifu0q wrote
Deeo
Sandcracka- t1_j4j2cjm wrote
He took the red pill
SheepGoesBaaaa t1_j4ijilc wrote
That Doe-sbury Flop
Magic_Neil t1_j4iupt5 wrote
That deer chose the red pill.
redspade76 t1_j4jdt73 wrote
Parkour!
inquisitivesteve t1_j4jj2x1 wrote
Holy shit, that's Jason Bourne
elmo_touches_me t1_j4lkduf wrote
A perfect fosbury flop from that deer! 10/10
DontHugMeImAwkward t1_j4ijp69 wrote
That deer has been watching king Fu movies or something, damn
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jesbiil t1_j4ip675 wrote
Giving me flashbacks to yesterday, threaded between two "deer". I had to look up what the hell they were afterwards and I didn't know we had pronghorns here!
WhollyOwl t1_j4ixa62 wrote
Is this a VW R32?
KenshinManabu t1_j4ixgs2 wrote
I flipped out when I saw that! Bad memories! So glad I don't drive anymore!
GrilledAbortionMeat t1_j4iy9z3 wrote
This is how I jump in dreams
Keikasey3019 t1_j4j0xl5 wrote
TIL deers have TikTok and film each other doing stupid shit too
EevelBob t1_j4j3bty wrote
Looked like a pretty sick Ollie with a 180° McTwist.
triadwarfare t1_j4j829d wrote
The way it bended.. if it was human, I could have sworn it is trying to do some insurance fraud.
HarioDinio t1_j4jgtyc wrote
Even dear these days are trying to defraud their insurance companies.
bhaunda t1_j4jjbnx wrote
"This ain't my first rodeo"
Clovadaddy t1_j4jknr4 wrote
I’ve had this exact thing happen. Only difference was the deer was being chased by a German Shepard which didn’t make it over the hood like the deer. Was terrible and also car had like 200 miles on it.
shadowlarx t1_j4jm7he wrote
Someone get that deer in the Olympics.
Rentlar t1_j4l0ndr wrote
Remember to replace the bar with a moving truck for every Olympic vaulting/jumping event.
bottomknifeprospect t1_j4jt8lo wrote
free your mind neo
Meanteenbirder t1_j4jxw4u wrote
Here to say I almost hit a dove flying in front of my car at 65 mph today. It responded by barrel rolling out of the way at the last second.
MaffinLP t1_j4k2ro6 wrote
He just spawned wtf
js_mars t1_j4k5h8t wrote
Definitely plays football (soccer)
touchet29 t1_j4kaqaz wrote
10/10/9.5
jovhenni19 t1_j4khmqx wrote
MY GAWWDD THAT'S JASON BOURNE
arrow2theknee82 t1_j4koslr wrote
Bro pulled a tabletop and kept on...
arnold001 t1_j4kpggn wrote
Neymar is proud! 👏
b98765 t1_j4kt9pc wrote
Clearly the deer was attempting insurance fraud. It may still sue you, so save the vid!
richard_slyfox t1_j4ku1cm wrote
I don't remember the deer scene from The Matrix
MechE420 t1_j4kx6g0 wrote
Same thing happened to my dad, except he didn't brake in time. A deer jumping might clear a compact car, but it sends them right through the windshield of a pickup. He was lucky because it wrapped around the windshield frame which prevented it from coming straight through completely. It ended up landing in the bed of the truck. I was 10 a cell phones were brand new and my dad didn't know how to use one but some lady stopped and let him borrow hers to call my mom, who answered just as he was giving up so all she heard was my dad handing the phone back to the lady saying "yeah I don't think it's working..." And the lady says "you're going to drive home with it sticking out like that!?" And my mom is screaming "WHAT? WHAT IS STICKING OUT? WHAT HAPPENED??" Since the deer didn't make it through the windshield, about 1/3 of the windshield was curved in pointing at the driver seat (because windshields have that laminate that prevents them from straight shattering) so my dad grabbed his work gloves, broke off the dangling windshield, and finished the drive home from work. Watched that crazy bastard pull up to the house covered in blood, guts, and a half a windshield. First thing he did after getting out of the truck was grabbed a cold beer and drank it like he just made it out of the Sahara, I think we'd all have guessed as much.
CareerMicDrop t1_j4l1i3j wrote
Parkour. !
HippyDippyHarbek t1_j4lgq04 wrote
That fucking deer appeared out of thin air
sweetenedherb t1_j4lmp4j wrote
if only all animals did this. i hate seeing roadkill on the roads :(
ChristinaPerry20 t1_j4lwkyf wrote
It's Bruce lee Deer's version. LoL
Shadypretzel t1_j4lziqw wrote
Now on NBC: Venison Ninja Warrior
MRGDL t1_j4m1ypk wrote
Hard Core! Parkour!
Averen t1_j4mdkrk wrote
I’m sure it’s camera quality or something but the deer just appears
reddyitz t1_j4n3zbb wrote
I'm pretty sure he tagged a bumper sticker on
Furby-beast-1949 t1_j4n7lty wrote
Y’all that deer has got some skill 😂😂😂
sowhatfucku t1_j4nazl9 wrote
You almost had dinner for 2 weeks.
Dark_Dollie t1_j4ngueq wrote
I really hope they stopped to make sure it was alright. It could easily have broken a leg. It's terrible to leave it injured and without any help. I remember one time I was driving to my mothers. It was a 6hr drive from my home to hers, if I encountered little to no traffic. So, I set out from my place at the usual time, between 9PM and 10PM. In Northern Ontario, the scenery when driving goes like: 2Lane highways surrounded by trees. 4Lanes to 6L⁰anes means you're coming up to or just leaving 9
WREPGB t1_j4imuq5 wrote
Ooooh that deer has definitely been hit before.
dillrepair t1_j4imf91 wrote
Steer INTO the deer and hit the gas. Do not leave the road for a deer ever. A deer won’t kill you but rolling your car in a ditch or hitting a tree can. I’m serious… I hit the gas if deer are around. They always react so late… whether it’s vision related or stupidity… their late response usually results in then jumping directly into your path or the side of your car. So the more you slow down the more time you give them to execute their poor choices successfully. Maybe I’m nuts but I swear this is how it works. Also loud engines/exhaust DO seem to help.
NotPromKing t1_j4j2kcg wrote
Hit the brakes and continue straight. Steering into the deer is the same as any other course change (don't do it) and hitting the gas is just stupid.
SeaOfFireflies t1_j4iydc7 wrote
Also in terms of insurance claims, hitting the deer is a comp claim and won't be a fault claim and won't increase premium. Dodging the deer and hitting a tree/guardrail will make it a collision claim which will be a collision claim and will have possibility of increasing premium.
Grayboosh t1_j4ia0ha wrote
Good thing it used its double jump