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herrscherofchicken t1_ir0sqxd wrote
how
esensofz t1_ir0v1vw wrote
The wonders of momentum
GangOfFourNonBlondes t1_ir0wpzo wrote
Lance Mountain
Schweinsteinert t1_ir0xtsm wrote
So cool until he hits it at the end.
seanbrockest t1_ir109pv wrote
Newtons first law of motion in action.
evamedia t1_ir111aq wrote
Once…still is
brickmastur t1_ir11bit wrote
Epic
AssaultRifleJesus t1_ir11qd5 wrote
Now do it with water in the pool.
Alwayslookin4shrooms t1_ir13gqz wrote
This gif is dang near perfect!
PM_me_song_mashups t1_ir1607t wrote
I wonder how many times he smashed his knees or jumped too far and fell on his face before getting this right.
GoodmanSimon t1_ir17iuk wrote
OK... I keep watching then.
Merfen t1_ir18juk wrote
The key is to eat shit 50 times beforehand attempting this until you eventually get it right and only post that final time. Its basically the same mechanics as doing a jump on a flat surface, just significantly harder.
nox_nox t1_ir198os wrote
This is such a high risk, eat major shit move too.
Catch a foot and rotate awkwardly into concrete while falling face first into concrete.
Miss board and fall into concrete on your shoulder.
Hit board but slip out and crack against metal stairs.
I'm always amazed by people that pull off crazy gaps while skateboarding.
Merfen t1_ir1b2bq wrote
Not a single piece of safety equipment either. Too cool to wear a helmet, let alone knee/elbow pads.
High_AspectRatio t1_ir1c8x0 wrote
It's entirely different from jumping on a flat surface. If you were to actually jump off the board you would just fly away from the wall.
If this is real, he basically just raised his legs closer to his body and lowered them at exactly the right time
nox_nox t1_ir1ekso wrote
I split a helmet in half once while snowboarding. Went off a jump, landed fine, then caught my heel edge with a ton of speed and it whipped me onto my back and head.
I got up a bit dazed and my friend comes over to check on me and is like holy shit your helmet is cracked in half. The only thing hold it together was the plastic outer cover.
That helmet saved me from major injury or death that day. I can't understand why anyone nowadays rides anything without at least a helmet.
outfieldjack t1_ir1f9jr wrote
Gosh! He's made it everytime so far! Up to 79 and counting!
AdRepresentative3726 t1_ir1fh7z wrote
Gravity: adiós
Hippobu2 t1_ir1h6vz wrote
Probably talking out of my ass here, but, physically, conservation of momentum would make it pretty easy; the issue is controlling your monkey brain: don't slow down, don't hesitate, don't get your feet trap in the ladder, etc.
So, pretty simple but almost impossible at the same time.
TheoreticalJacob t1_ir1i7dt wrote
No it's even worse/better. He has to actually jump a tiny bit since his legs hold the force of him continuing into the wall. So he needs to jump a tiny bit, but not enough to completely overcome his momentum because he can't get it back.
This trick boggles my mind, I think the video has be to be rotated or something.
Edit: I think I can see it a bit better, just really impressive
candidateforhumanity t1_ir1ivf5 wrote
for every action, en equal and opposite reaction. for him to raise his feet without exerting pressure on the board he would have to be 1. not standing on the board while going up and 2. have his head lower to compensate.
he is jumping on his way up and the curvature of the wall catches up with his trajectory, that's all. you won't magically keep flying away from the wall in a curved path
High_AspectRatio t1_ir1jag6 wrote
If that is your view of what's happening, then you must think it's fake. A human just doesn't have the ability to change their trajectory in mid air.
juggling-monkey t1_ir1jhk6 wrote
Once...once was
DrSmirnoffe t1_ir1kagc wrote
An impressive feat, but no doubt preceded by several failed practice attempts. Even if I had that alacrity, I wouldn't attempt it without shin-guards, 'cause if you jump too late, that ladder is gonna trebuchet into your shins.
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shreddy5050 t1_ir1n8le wrote
He’s wearing knee pads
Merfen t1_ir1o09h wrote
Good call, hard to see them in this 144p gif. Still nothing protecting the most important body part.
xkoreotic t1_ir1p31v wrote
It's cool to be unsafe. You forgo your life to gain rep, duh. Like a G.
Quantum_Helix t1_ir1ytj5 wrote
r/bettereveryloop
coding_badly t1_ir1z6l3 wrote
I saw a video on reddit earlier today of a girl that had to call the police to help her out of an empty pool.
changerofbits t1_ir22bu1 wrote
I’m not a skateboarder (probably due to growing up in the middle of nowhere with a mile of dirt road to the nearest pavement, which is a highway, and many more miles before reaching anything resembling an actual sidewalk), but my expert opinion is that this move is pretty damn cool.
Wallace_W_Whitfield t1_ir296p7 wrote
I think I understand how it works but it’s still mind bending to look at
theveryrealreal t1_ir2a30n wrote
This could have ended so badly.
gnardog45 t1_ir2biy8 wrote
Yeah that's nuts. In his '50s at least right here
candidateforhumanity t1_ir2btxv wrote
he doesn't change trajectory. seen from above
45077 t1_ir2dhs7 wrote
and sharks
Tharellim t1_ir2dyd2 wrote
What about violence and speed though?
JonnytheGing t1_ir2eemp wrote
No brain, no pain
TheAero1221 t1_ir2fovx wrote
I'm just amazed that he pulled it off 39 times before he messed up.
Thatsidechara_ter t1_ir2g9ku wrote
Got damnit the title makes me think this is secretly an actual video and he's gonna crash
Elite_Slacker t1_ir2gwus wrote
That is lance mountain. He has been skating 47 years and IS wearing kneepads, the most important piece of gear to fall safely in a pool.
aldrinjaysac t1_ir2hw6o wrote
Underrated movie
AssaultRifleJesus t1_ir2m027 wrote
Or ill tempered sea bass
[deleted] t1_ir2n7tw wrote
It's a hippy jump so you find some hippies and use them for practice.
[deleted] t1_ir2o5xt wrote
This one is tricky. Usually when you do a hippy jump you've got gravity to bring you back to your board. He's doing a hippy jump sideways!
nibblicious t1_ir2oikk wrote
SPOILER: It gets better around the 15 minute mark
MyDogJake1 t1_ir2sf14 wrote
I couldn't do that once! Let alone 35x.... 36x... 37x
This guy's good.
THE_GR8_MIKE t1_ir2tbol wrote
Does Skate 3 let you do a Hippie Jump on vertical surfaces?
Del_Prestons_Shoes t1_ir2wi1m wrote
Wait til you see what happens at half hour!
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-Dalzik- t1_ir2zih1 wrote
Instructions unclear... started eating shit, when do I buy the skateboard?
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slickrickog t1_ir32deu wrote
How many times can he do this in a row?? Impressive
BeelzAllegedly t1_ir34nts wrote
r/loadingicon
Hamburgr t1_ir35cbd wrote
Late to this is post, but look carefully at his legs. He's not "jumping", he merely retracting his legs toward his body and it gives the illusion of jumping. As someone else pointed out, momentum does the rest.
souji5okita t1_ir37wp0 wrote
Just imagine how many wipeouts it took to get here.
Danny-Dynamita t1_ir38121 wrote
He retracts his legs at the perfect time while conserving his momentum and puts them back in place very neatly.
No jump done at all, it’s not gravity but rather himself who drives his legs “down”. It also shows a level of precision worthy of a fucking atomic clock.
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GrandMasterCrust t1_ir3a8u8 wrote
Do a 50-50
alpharius120 t1_ir3ciad wrote
And the pool lip oof.
NoGodsNoJanitors t1_ir3clzx wrote
Lmao, gonna call hard to see on the knee pads but expect to see his buttplug at that same resolution
Thereisnospoon64 t1_ir3dn12 wrote
Now I have that JT song stuck in my head, thanks
cinemachick t1_ir3gb7i wrote
Yeah, a tiny bit of camera stabilization and it's perfect
Nogginflogger t1_ir3hfx0 wrote
FASTER!
Cheddarface t1_ir3iiit wrote
Throckmorton you've done it again
blizg t1_ir3k32l wrote
I paused it so I could give him a break
xavier120 t1_ir3oj8b wrote
Objects already in motion, stay in motion.
Stainless_Heart t1_ir3psvo wrote
My shins ache just watching this.
AspieTechMonkey t1_ir3seq7 wrote
thewinterofmylife t1_ir3w0sy wrote
I kept watching this gif for longer than I'd like to admit waiting for him to eat shit before I realized it's just a loop.
ignaloidas t1_ir3w9ot wrote
It is jumping. Merely retracting your legs would send you straight into the wall. Defining newtonian principles in a centrifugal system is somewhat unintuitive, but you do need to exert force upon the skateboard to go around the rails.
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accidentalprancingmt t1_ir3xdxr wrote
He miss at just over an hour.
Hamburgr t1_ir3xfvq wrote
He would go straight into the wall if he continued in his path for a significant part of the curve. This is obviously an approximation, but he's only in free motion for like 3-5 degrees of a circular arc. That's not a lot in the grand scheme of things. After which, his feet are back on the board and he receives the necessary centrifugal force again to get back in the path of the arc.
Edit: Keep in mind that he keeps his current velocity vector when his feet leave the board. The absence of his feet on the board doesn't mean he suddenly gets sucked into the wall (where would that force come from?)
nibblicious t1_ir3yhpu wrote
SNAP! I have to start over now....
canadianpersonas t1_ir409vs wrote
But firstly you gotta get goodin' at it
gopherdagold t1_ir40n17 wrote
You can see his lower body counteract the jump at the same time so the force of the tiny jump is still applied but the average momentum of his body doesn't change. Essentially the board/his feet see a jump, his torso sees a dip, and his center of mass sees no change
ShotgunBetty01 t1_ir43coe wrote
That is smooth as shit.
Long-Alternative-315 t1_ir45lzo wrote
What come around go around kid….
caustic_kiwi t1_ir46uip wrote
Don't care how cool and great you are, wear a helmet. If not for your own safety, then to be a good role-model for kids who look up to you.
marxthedank t1_ir46xkl wrote
wow, sick gif
rinn10 t1_ir49gjy wrote
I was riding my bike to work one day and slid on some wet leaves. The bike went completely sideways. My head wanged the pavement hard enough to crack my helmet.
It would've been so much worse if I had not worn my helmet.
ignaloidas t1_ir4c02x wrote
Inertia is carrying him into the wall, as there is no force that's holding him away from it. Without any velocity into the wall he wouldn't be able to ride it.
mattswingen t1_ir4kjdt wrote
You’ve never tried a hippy Jump on a skate board. try exerting force onto the thing which requires constant momentum moving forward. If you exert down and backwards force it’s already over. And the board is gone.
mattswingen t1_ir4kpxp wrote
You carry an insane amount more force than that board so you have to detach, not jump.
Gorsken t1_ir4m3g0 wrote
I tink jamp haj.
ILiveInDeBasement t1_ir4oqrn wrote
Maybe he hates kids?
x925 t1_ir4qxrn wrote
How long is this video? It's interesting but idk if I want to keep going, it's a little repetitive.
ifreew t1_ir4rk7w wrote
mozzarellax t1_ir4rppx wrote
i would literally break so many bones in my body if i tried doing this
General-Syrup t1_ir4te5z wrote
And a little more time for the runaround.
Hamburgr t1_ir4vieh wrote
We agree that motion would be similar to releasing a ball that you are spinning in a circle by rope. When released, it continues with the instantaneous tangential velocity at that moment. However, the skateboarder's center of mass (lower torso) is somewhere on the order of 2.5 to 3 feet away from the ramp surface. Fundamentally his circular path of motion is offset from the ramp surface. Over course of his free motion from release to re-contact, he's only in the air long enough for his center of mass to get closer to the wall by like 3ish inches. Therefore, he can clear the ladder and quickly get back to the board before hitting the ramp wall.
HereWeGoAgain-77 t1_ir4zstq wrote
Worry about yourself dude. Jesus christ lol.
haaaaiblommetjie t1_ir50f5h wrote
He should wear a helmet
GolgiApparatus1 t1_ir50ooe wrote
ItsSansom t1_ir53tka wrote
VIOLENCE
nox_nox t1_ir55066 wrote
Yep, I'd been told that years before the first time I was fitted for one.
TravelSizedRudy t1_ir57gik wrote
A bit of the old ULTRA violence?
[deleted] t1_ir595hb wrote
Finally an argument I can get behind
[deleted] t1_ir598mk wrote
Nah he's fucking right. That's why Tony Hawk insisted on wearing protective gear
WarhammerRyan t1_ir5bovm wrote
One of these times he's gonna face plant
Gotta wait for it, hope it happens soon....
Unevenscore42 t1_ir5err4 wrote
Fuck I could watch kids fall off bikes all day. I don't give a shit about your kid.
BloodlustyGummybear t1_ir5fpgj wrote
Fuck me. Coolest hippy jump I've seen in a long time.
caustic_kiwi t1_ir7a7iq wrote
How about you worry about yourself instead of what I'm worried about?
pyrobryan t1_irf3omx wrote
I love it. "It's just like doing something dead simple, except is incredibly hard."
SmokeyMcPoticus t1_ir0r439 wrote
Love the old school pool skating videos. Reminds me of the movie Lord of Dogtown