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[deleted] t1_j1vkvqm wrote
That is just foul
MSGRiley t1_j1vl70j wrote
Hide the penis is not your game, it's been around a while.
snafubar_buffet t1_j1vlcz9 wrote
Aww. Little baby jizzus
Front_stranger7575 t1_j1vm7si wrote
Very…..unique.
SixxDet t1_j1vmfe8 wrote
Don’t forget to swaddle the balls.
lilSebastionFan24 t1_j1vmpyu wrote
Ready for the res-erection. 🙏
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SignificantBluebird1 t1_j1vp0jf wrote
I love it!
IamLuann t1_j1vpdak wrote
I hope there are other cute magnets, because this has become a really good.
Mobile_Use8787 t1_j1vqega wrote
Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣
Quiet_Special8639 t1_j1vqlal wrote
Brilliant
idiot9991 t1_j1vqzo8 wrote
That's too good.
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SlavOnfredski t1_j1vtn0m wrote
although not mentioned in the Bible, when Jesus was young, apparently he was a little dick.
Smudge_09 t1_j1vue9t wrote
Look at the cock on the Jesus
Loxi104WasTaken t1_j1vuklr wrote
How do I react to this?
Fun-Honey-7927 t1_j1vwlat wrote
Blasphemia!
whiskey_formymen t1_j1vwm8d wrote
depends on your surroundings
LobsterLovingLlama t1_j1vwrp1 wrote
Well Jesus was Jewish so the circumcision is accurate
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Offgridiot t1_j1vxdjp wrote
Should have a condom on it (for immaculate contraception)
groovymama98 t1_j1vzbfw wrote
😂😂😂
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hotlavatube t1_j1w2xp3 wrote
Even better, his second coming!
SushiKittyCat t1_j1w32vn wrote
I really want to see their reaction when they go to put the nativity sceane away, you need to post an update like a screenshot of the text you'll receive off your parents lol
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Arlithriens t1_j1w4rnl wrote
Jesus arose on the third day.
NOT000 t1_j1w7pjq wrote
i had a similar ongoing prank with wifey
we used this tiny novelty pencil topper penis
i'd put it in with her vitamins
she would put it in my cereal...
Josette22 t1_j1w9c73 wrote
That's not funny. Woe to you. :-l
True-Sheepherder-625 t1_j1wbx7v wrote
that’s sack religious
stiletto929 t1_j1wcnmf wrote
All fun and games until somebody chokes on it. ;)
stiletto929 t1_j1wcs0h wrote
You are going to hell. And I am right here with you for that trip, cause this is hilarious.
Macragge t1_j1wgivm wrote
Dick move, OP.
whsftbldad t1_j1wgu38 wrote
Your dedication to the game is commendable. Have you written a book to teach us your ways?
whsftbldad t1_j1wh0kd wrote
This...this deserves WAY more upvotes than it has
whsftbldad t1_j1wh4s6 wrote
Foullatio
Finsceal OP t1_j1whkp0 wrote
You're offended, which I'm guessing means you're religious.
I'm sorry for offending you.
Having said that, you wished 'woe' upon me. Hoping that something bad happens your fellow man isn't particularly christian, is it?
PollyTing t1_j1whwcp wrote
3600MilesAway t1_j1wi8me wrote
OP just wanted to say his wife choked with his dick.
3600MilesAway t1_j1wijnz wrote
Does the real baby Jesus still have a hanging umbilical cord?
Josette22 t1_j1wiq7d wrote
The only reason I said "Woe to you" is that you'll see when Jesus Christ returns. I only use that phrase when I encounter outright Blasphemy.
AFaceForRadio_20 t1_j1wiy9m wrote
I don’t want to imagine a religion dedicated to The Lord’s testes
amandara99 t1_j1wkk5g wrote
He is risen!!
hotlavatube t1_j1wmx2q wrote
For a risen lasting longer than 4 hours, consult a physician. Don't just "ride it out".
The_Countess t1_j1wnwf3 wrote
>when Jesus Christ returns.
You guys have been saying that for 2000 years now. Any report on his progress?
Which-Tour5948 t1_j1wopib wrote
I like this religion
D-redditAvenger t1_j1wphsj wrote
Don't stand to close to her when it rains.
PolemicBender t1_j1wskne wrote
gives the phrase god-nuts a new meaning
webgruntzed t1_j1wsu51 wrote
"The cock crowed three times. It's in the Bible!"
webgruntzed t1_j1wt0xz wrote
Maybe they know. I mean, I'd be ok with it. The Big Guy must love dicks, he sure made a lot of them.
ashpanda24 t1_j1wta5v wrote
Looks more like shaftreligious to me.
portmanfaux t1_j1wvatt wrote
The New Testement
invent_or_die t1_j1wwvr8 wrote
the baby penis
BizzyM t1_j1wysen wrote
Jesus: what a dick.
BerriesAndMe t1_j1wywvr wrote
For a worrisome second I thought you were trying to get an ant invasion going or something because I took the filthy too literal.
But those are clean filthy magnets
Global-Replacement21 t1_j1x08eb wrote
I read this as Jeremy clarkson
So_be t1_j1x1a19 wrote
Talk about being “hung” on the cross
niceabear t1_j1x2nnk wrote
I like you guys. You’re fun.
UndercoverFBIAgent9 t1_j1x4nuy wrote
O’ Brismas tree, O’ Brismas tree
UndercoverFBIAgent9 t1_j1x4pli wrote
Foul balls
UndercoverFBIAgent9 t1_j1x4sqj wrote
Give her the ol’ vitamin D
UndercoverFBIAgent9 t1_j1x4zxh wrote
The three wise men brought him myrrh, frankincense, and a back brace for carrying around that giant dong.
richardec t1_j1x5mye wrote
Baby Jesus just after the bris. It's a bit swollen.
Luiz_Fell t1_j1x5zth wrote
Wtf? That's a fridge magnet???
MasterFubar t1_j1x9nvk wrote
Theme music: The Little Drummer Boy. He will beat some rhythm in that wood.
username293739 t1_j1xaeuo wrote
He is risen
b_kiss26 t1_j1xbfzh wrote
The dick in a manger is funny but that Nativity Set is terrifying lol
Rabid_Kiwi t1_j1xd63o wrote
Cum all ye faithful…
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Number-Thirteen t1_j1xefcf wrote
Top quality.
WideBandBlast t1_j1xg6ri wrote
Praise the load
stent00 t1_j1xgj81 wrote
Hmm that angel is humping that sheep....bahhh
Lakersrock111 t1_j1xgmco wrote
If only it was big enough
SFWxMadHatter t1_j1xh6se wrote
Well the current is has a lot.of penis devotion with all those big steeples so I imagine it would just be lots of domes?
jordantask t1_j1xif4c wrote
New Testesment?
jordantask t1_j1xijbr wrote
This is his second cumming!
Err coming.
YunaKinoshita t1_j1xl378 wrote
Lol
Due_Egg_6497 t1_j1xlhva wrote
It appears to be circumcised!
Parabola_Cunt t1_j1xmaxa wrote
You misspelled wife.
notsonice333 t1_j1xmwzp wrote
You’re a genius
TheFrontierzman t1_j1xnnn8 wrote
Total dick move.
Snip3 t1_j1xp0fn wrote
Apparently dude's got a crazy long refractory period
LivingInPugtopia t1_j1xp4d8 wrote
I think putting a tiny penis in a tiny manger is a fairly certain trip to Hell. Also, that's hilarious.
overtoke t1_j1xu23z wrote
Away in a manger
No crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus
Laid down His sweet head
azvitesse t1_j1xvgbg wrote
This is sooo irreverent. I love it!
THMSSNGLNK t1_j1xw82o wrote
Ahahahahaha! Over the top! Awesomesauce! Ahahahahaha
heatherjoy82 t1_j1xwygs wrote
I also need to know the reaction. I'd get in so much trouble for this. And I'm 40 years old.
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GuyanaFlavorAid t1_j1xxtv8 wrote
God bless. I lold.
Alternative_Belt_389 t1_j1xysr9 wrote
Your parents sound fun lol
davisyoung t1_j1xzew6 wrote
If you compare the Old Testament with the New Testement, you’ll find a vas deferens.
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Genetics t1_j1y0h4f wrote
This is great! My parents and siblings have a game where we steal camels from each other’s nativity scenes when we visit each other. I got my kids in on it and they ransomed one of my mom’s camels for brownies a few days ago.
SushiKittyCat t1_j1y1ckg wrote
I'm 43 it's alright lol
NotAWelrdPerson t1_j1y1vug wrote
Mary and Baby Penis
NotAWelrdPerson t1_j1y1ztd wrote
*Old Testicle with the New Testicle*
kopecs t1_j1y2m1q wrote
Rosy Psalms, Verse- c:3
AzureDreamer t1_j1y2wzr wrote
Wow a religious family with a sense of humor shocked pikachu
Tinosdoggydaddy t1_j1y4n3c wrote
Ahh how sweet…the baby jesdick
Finsceal OP t1_j1y78k5 wrote
They're not particularly religious, it's just a decoration.
Finsceal OP t1_j1y7jpv wrote
Lots of tourist destinations in Europe sell novelty fridge magnets like this, it came from Amsterdam
AzureDreamer t1_j1y7uw0 wrote
Fair enough I associate nativity scenes with a more religious household but that doesn't necessarily have to be the case.
Finsceal OP t1_j1y83tn wrote
I wish you no ill will friend, and I certainly don't relish the day that you may or may not get judged by a deity, but it sounds like I'm a better person than you
Finsceal OP t1_j1y8j2h wrote
Nah, she just wanted to knit some ornaments. They're not even Catholics
Early_Comparison5773 t1_j1y96v0 wrote
Is that a weenie whistle?
Pitiful-Palpitation5 t1_j1yaqxz wrote
That Jesus was a real dick
Jenderflux-ScFi t1_j1yjouc wrote
Proof that Jesus was Jewish?
gondoravenis t1_j1yju2n wrote
He is dick.
-Domino_Effect- t1_j1ylgw9 wrote
Baby Jenis
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VeterinarianThese951 t1_j1ypgmb wrote
If she gave birth to that, can she still be called a virgin?
ToiSupi t1_j1yqa65 wrote
DancingMood-Critical t1_j1z4136 wrote
I read that as it was poem
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DancingMood-Critical t1_j1z56v7 wrote
Jesus killed a kid for bumping into him. He also struck the parents blind for asking Jesus' parents to make him stop killing other kids that offended him (Infancy Gospel of Thomas).
No wonder why the church ripped off these texts from the bible lol.
ZookeepergameHead145 t1_j1z90l3 wrote
Is Mary breastfeeding a cat? She looks awfully happy with cat teeth ripping her breast to shreds.
SlavOnfredski t1_j1zj662 wrote
Yeah, plus I heard he was a real hair puller
Speedking2281 t1_j1zschm wrote
r/trashy?
owlincoup t1_j1zu2hr wrote
I mean, it's not that bad. Having Mary nurse a cat could be pretty controversial I guess.
EthanRedOtter t1_j1zvodz wrote
r/angryupvote
EthanRedOtter t1_j1zvwyy wrote
You can already imagine one that venerates his foreskin
So_be t1_j20fmsa wrote
I came up organically... Have to admit I stole it from a movie called "Saved!" The line still gets me but its never relevant.
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jackstone99999 t1_j21ezbh wrote
Baby JEEEESUS! love it
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