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literaphile t1_j8p3zep wrote

How on earth would watermelon make the other food soggy? You know you're not supposed to put the watermelon on top of the other food, right?

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Heathen_Mushroom t1_j8xk13n wrote

Of course not, but you are supposed to use a spackling trowel to smash the watermelon and release its foul juices before eating the rind, aren't you?

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