Submitted by ratboy_r97 t3_1263cit in explainlikeimfive
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nellirn t1_je7cpqo wrote
Its the same thing with body parts that are removed in surgery, like an appendix. It is sent to the lab, tested, then when they are done with all the testing, it is sent for incineration.
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ExBx t1_je7ehbx wrote
That's what the vampires want us to believe.
GlennGP t1_je7i3ld wrote
It's used by elite athletes to perform rituals to ward off the spirits of mediocre athletes of times past.
They do this by having the labs incinerate the specimens.
punchbag t1_je7icni wrote
This is a funny response. The timing is impeccable: the time to crack wise is after we have the information we wanted.
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Guitar_t-bone t1_je7loee wrote
why don’t they let me keep it? i mean… isn’t it legally mine? could i sue em for it?
SinisterCheese t1_je7lw4d wrote
Vampires ain't gonna want to drink that. You noticed that when they take your blood, the tubes having different coloured tops, and some are put to the tilting machine, while others are not. This is because they contain different kind of chemicals, designed to enchance or preserve certain aspect or property of the blood, along with having the precursor chemicals in them.
elitejackal t1_je7lwdc wrote
Blood is a biohazard and the only way to dispose of it safely is to incinerate it. Blood carry a lot of bacteria and potentially viruses, only way to kill them is to expose them to high temperatures so it doesn’t spread
3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 t1_je7mkhn wrote
Not an expert but I assume it's a biological hazard due to it rotting. Yes all meat rots but when you buy a desd chicken its being sold under the assumption that it will be eaten, not the same for being given back your own organ or detached limb.
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Skusci t1_je7mv54 wrote
No, you gave it to them to be tested.
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Erie-Wackalana t1_je7n6pe wrote
What do mortuaries do with the blood from embalmed bodies?
Guitar_t-bone t1_je7n7gn wrote
I don’t think it works that way… I know they make you sign a thing when you DONATE blood because they have to take legal possession of it in order to eventually sell it…. But testing? No such relinquishing of property rights occurs… 🧐🧐🧐
balanabee t1_je7n9xa wrote
It does have to be tested but you can request to advertise your body part back. It is you after all.
Skusci t1_je7nika wrote
Should read whatever contract you sign. There's almost certainly a provision for how your blood is handled. It's mostly to keep people from thinking that the place might give your blood to someone and put it in a database or whatnot, -but- it also serves as them letting you know you aren't getting it back.
Edit: Just remembered some places do infact keep your bits after testing, but that's for like when you provide your blood to a research project, not like STD tests or whatnot.
lord_ne t1_je7oon0 wrote
Isn't blood mostly water? How do you burn it?
JiN88reddit t1_je7ous5 wrote
Dr. Acula is in charge of the disposal process.
kaldicuck t1_je7ox1w wrote
outside of specific tests typically for cancer, things like an appendix are preserved in formalin. Outside of that its hospital/lab policy on whether they let you have it back if you want it. Usually extra paperwork and depends on what the specimen is as some tests destroy it as a part of the process.
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micromaniac_8 t1_je7phes wrote
The same thing for amputations. I work in the lab at a hospital and we have whole limbs wrapped in biohazard bags that are dated with their disposal date. I've accidentally knocked them off their shelf a couple times... surprising heavy.
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Detavitca t1_je7pqcq wrote
You can keep it. My hospital made me sign a form and requested that I bring my own own container. Incidentally, this was not a common practice, and what I requested to keep was not returned to me. They said it was in the lab and covered in formaldehyde. It was of no use to me after that. I was told that since I signed the form requesting it, I could have sued. I did not pursue this route.
Note: I was trying to keep my placenta so I could bury it in my garden.
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hexadeciball t1_je7q8mp wrote
But what if I want it back to eat it?
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fileknotfound t1_je7rscw wrote
You can request to keep your placenta after giving birth, and I know people who have kept wisdom teeth or gallstones after having them removed. I bet you can keep other stuff too, people just don’t ask for it very often.
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N0bo_ t1_je7sviv wrote
They give it to me, that’s why I’ve maintained my youthful appearance for so long.
Alternatively they send it to a large cohort of vampires which are kept at bay by feeding on the worlds waste of lab blood, otherwise they would once again integrate into the world and cause havoc
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Not_Impressed666 t1_je7twns wrote
They feed it to the elites reptilians and vampires that secretly control the world (speaking from experience)
cjboffoli t1_je7tygi wrote
"You want a toe? I can get 'ya a toe. Heck, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock WITH nail polish."
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SargeMaximus t1_je7uvwj wrote
When they took my appendix I had to sign a form saying once they took it out, it wasn’t mine anymore.
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elliold t1_je7vn1z wrote
Check out the story of Henrietta Lacks. Once you give the sample, it is no longer yours.
kjordo t1_je7vp0g wrote
Interestingly enough, it isn’t yours anymore.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore_v._Regents_of_the_University_of_California
SarixInTheHouse t1_je7wi50 wrote
The same thing that any medical institution does with biological waste: incinerate.
Anything cut off during surgery that‘s consodered waste will be burned, blood samples will be burned, and so on. It‘s simply the easiest way of reliably disposing of biological waste and the potential hazards it contains
TrialAndAaron t1_je7wvom wrote
My wife just had a breast implant removal and keeping them was an option. I said send package them up baby! They’re sitting on my counter right now. No idea what to do with them
bricknovax0389 t1_je7wzcz wrote
Who gets to inhale all that yummy blood smoke
Tizzee88 t1_je7x0ql wrote
It's crazy how fast it goes bad. Last week I had to go to the ER and the first thing they did was take like 4 to 5 vials of blood to run a "rainbow" test. After the doctor came in he told them what tests to run and they only used 1 or 2 vials and when I left 2 hours later you could see the blood they didn't use still sitting in the little tray all coagulated and shit.
phalangepatella t1_je7x791 wrote
There is a biomedical waste processing facility about 45 minutes from my house. The stench from that place is astounding.
Constant_Chicken_408 t1_je7x8gn wrote
Omg. Wasn't expecting that today.
kuh-tea-uh t1_je7y0cm wrote
Not all medical waste is incinerated. Baby foreskin and also placentas are sold to cosmetic companies.
https://www.atcc.org/products/pcs-201-010?utm_id=t170201178l1#generalinformation
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Zankastia t1_je7ylms wrote
They can give it to you sealed in a tube filled with alcohol
tattednip t1_je7ytba wrote
...can I have my organs under the assumption I will be eating them...?
kuh-tea-uh t1_je7ytp0 wrote
Take photos and post them here, of course!!
TrialAndAaron t1_je7z1ws wrote
Two 492 cc bags of silicone. Not that cool. Sort of regretting taking them now Lol
Edit: it was a useful tool to explain what surgery monk had to our kid
3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 t1_je7z30u wrote
Ah yes how I wanted to end my day, foot tacos and the cumbox
Zankastia t1_je7zffm wrote
Nah. Those are just differently flavored blood.
Zankastia t1_je7zijq wrote
You know you can burn out water right?
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lord_ne t1_je82cyx wrote
I mean, if you light a fire and heat water enough it evaporates, but I wouldn't have thought of that as "burning" the water, since the water isn't fuel for the fire
me_Vamsi t1_je8ehgr wrote
They do have contracts with Va the empire , the blood goes to them that's how these blood banks , hospitals and testing centres becoming so rich
johntheflamer t1_je9en1r wrote
The water boils off and the blood solids can burn
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Guitar_t-bone t1_je9kn6r wrote
That only applies in California.
johntheflamer t1_je7c7gv wrote
They burn it. They either have machines of their own to burn it, or they hire a medical waste company which will burn it