Submitted by ratboy_r97 t3_1263cit in explainlikeimfive
Guitar_t-bone t1_je7loee wrote
Reply to comment by nellirn in eli5 What do blood labs do with your blood after they have tested it? by ratboy_r97
why don’t they let me keep it? i mean… isn’t it legally mine? could i sue em for it?
3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 t1_je7mkhn wrote
Not an expert but I assume it's a biological hazard due to it rotting. Yes all meat rots but when you buy a desd chicken its being sold under the assumption that it will be eaten, not the same for being given back your own organ or detached limb.
kaldicuck t1_je7ox1w wrote
outside of specific tests typically for cancer, things like an appendix are preserved in formalin. Outside of that its hospital/lab policy on whether they let you have it back if you want it. Usually extra paperwork and depends on what the specimen is as some tests destroy it as a part of the process.
balanabee t1_je7n9xa wrote
It does have to be tested but you can request to advertise your body part back. It is you after all.
hexadeciball t1_je7q8mp wrote
But what if I want it back to eat it?
krisalyssa t1_je7sy62 wrote
3L3M3NT4LP4ND4 t1_je7z30u wrote
Ah yes how I wanted to end my day, foot tacos and the cumbox
Constant_Chicken_408 t1_je7x8gn wrote
Omg. Wasn't expecting that today.
Tizzee88 t1_je7x0ql wrote
It's crazy how fast it goes bad. Last week I had to go to the ER and the first thing they did was take like 4 to 5 vials of blood to run a "rainbow" test. After the doctor came in he told them what tests to run and they only used 1 or 2 vials and when I left 2 hours later you could see the blood they didn't use still sitting in the little tray all coagulated and shit.
tattednip t1_je7ytba wrote
...can I have my organs under the assumption I will be eating them...?
Zankastia t1_je7ylms wrote
They can give it to you sealed in a tube filled with alcohol
Detavitca t1_je7pqcq wrote
You can keep it. My hospital made me sign a form and requested that I bring my own own container. Incidentally, this was not a common practice, and what I requested to keep was not returned to me. They said it was in the lab and covered in formaldehyde. It was of no use to me after that. I was told that since I signed the form requesting it, I could have sued. I did not pursue this route.
Note: I was trying to keep my placenta so I could bury it in my garden.
TrialAndAaron t1_je7wvom wrote
My wife just had a breast implant removal and keeping them was an option. I said send package them up baby! They’re sitting on my counter right now. No idea what to do with them
kuh-tea-uh t1_je7ytp0 wrote
Take photos and post them here, of course!!
TrialAndAaron t1_je7z1ws wrote
Two 492 cc bags of silicone. Not that cool. Sort of regretting taking them now Lol
Edit: it was a useful tool to explain what surgery monk had to our kid
cjboffoli t1_je7tygi wrote
"You want a toe? I can get 'ya a toe. Heck, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock WITH nail polish."
Skusci t1_je7mv54 wrote
No, you gave it to them to be tested.
Guitar_t-bone t1_je7n7gn wrote
I don’t think it works that way… I know they make you sign a thing when you DONATE blood because they have to take legal possession of it in order to eventually sell it…. But testing? No such relinquishing of property rights occurs… 🧐🧐🧐
Skusci t1_je7nika wrote
Should read whatever contract you sign. There's almost certainly a provision for how your blood is handled. It's mostly to keep people from thinking that the place might give your blood to someone and put it in a database or whatnot, -but- it also serves as them letting you know you aren't getting it back.
Edit: Just remembered some places do infact keep your bits after testing, but that's for like when you provide your blood to a research project, not like STD tests or whatnot.
fileknotfound t1_je7rscw wrote
You can request to keep your placenta after giving birth, and I know people who have kept wisdom teeth or gallstones after having them removed. I bet you can keep other stuff too, people just don’t ask for it very often.
SargeMaximus t1_je7uvwj wrote
When they took my appendix I had to sign a form saying once they took it out, it wasn’t mine anymore.
elliold t1_je7vn1z wrote
Check out the story of Henrietta Lacks. Once you give the sample, it is no longer yours.
kjordo t1_je7vp0g wrote
Interestingly enough, it isn’t yours anymore.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moore_v._Regents_of_the_University_of_California
Guitar_t-bone t1_je9kn6r wrote
That only applies in California.
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