Unfortunately I'm in Porter's zone. She's worthless. Less than worthless really. I called her office about above ground pools at abandoned houses over the summer. Literal cesspools filled with mosquitoes and dead rats. I got fined. Nothing happened to the pools. I think she and her group take the "spam 311" approach on people who complain.

I called 311 about the trash. So far no fine. The house is owned by the state. Do they care about fines? I'm friends with the neighbors. BUT at this point people know if you call 311 here you get yourself fined.