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Dopey-NipNips t1_iti4ojb wrote

Reply to comment by wormholeweapons in Can anyone explain Ashley Marie Kalus's energy policy? by sriracha_Salad

I heard she went to onys and got a weenie with ketchup only

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Southcoaststeve1 t1_iti5ko0 wrote

Isn’t ketchup on wiener a criminal offense in RI….or anywhere???

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zebrawithflowers t1_iti650m wrote

Even in Illinois you don't put ketchup on a Chicago style dog - mustard only! (Along with relish, tomatoes, celery salt...)

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Southcoaststeve1 t1_iti6jtj wrote

I think it’s federal crime or should be. We should make it a felony so if you get convicted you can’t vote. Those people have bad judgement! Ketchup on a wiener….how dare they! Where’s the outrage ….call my representative!

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lelekfalo t1_iti6owh wrote

Wait, that's a no-no here, too?

I grew up in Chicago, and it's the only place I've ever known that considers putting ketchup on a hotdogs to be downright heretical.

You mean to tell me I landed in the only other place in this country where I've got to hide my ketchup-on-hotdog shame?!

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Southcoaststeve1 t1_iti7qpa wrote

We have been meaning to talk to you about this….I’m glad you brought it up. You don’t have to hide it but be aware a mob could spontaneously surround you.
Kinda like how the witches in Salem met their fate.
It is a slippery slope, First ketchup next thing you misuse pronouns and then you will think men can have babies! Society in total decay! If you put mustard on along with the ketchup you could claim it was mistake but you wouldn’t want to live a lie.

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Loveroffinerthings t1_itms3ee wrote

Ketchup on a wiener is fine if you’re 8 years old or younger.

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