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RealPropRandy t1_j69phj5 wrote

Your dad was stacked

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ThinkingOz t1_j6ayq5s wrote

I imagine he was quite popular down at the local watering hole.

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SylvieJay t1_j6ae432 wrote

Nice rack, dad. (Probably no one) 😅😂

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fettermans_goiter t1_j69gkc4 wrote

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j69gucy wrote

Pretty sure they’re balloons :/

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Keagank t1_j6bu8pr wrote

You had to know how this would go... But since I'm here and this photo is great, you had better hair as a baby than most will achieve ever in their life. Respec

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j6cw2ze wrote

Aww thank you! I still have awesome hair that I fully attribute to good genes

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Umbrella_ella_ella89 t1_j69bsb4 wrote

For a second I thought you were on your older sister's arm with your mom looking like a stockier Peg from Married with Children until I realised it's your dad 🤣

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SouthernHaunt t1_j69lhc6 wrote

Love it, are your parents still as funny as they were? I'm betting they are.

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j69nboa wrote

Well my mom died a few years ago but she was very funny and my dad is probably the funniest person I’ve ever known

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not2day55 t1_j69q19i wrote

Nice rack on dad lol . They look like a fun couple that enjoyed a good laugh and you were a cutie.

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teaching-man t1_j6a0b4s wrote

Pretty cool that lesbians were having kids in the mid 80’s.

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Solomon044 t1_j69xmwy wrote

That was the night your brother was conceived

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Marivi04 t1_j6ab1wt wrote

Was your dad Bruce Jenner ?

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klsi832 t1_j69dilp wrote

Appropriate username

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ubapook2 t1_j69oq7n wrote

Your dad was living in the future for 1986!

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Bushelsoflaughs t1_j6a9yhc wrote

Who wears short jorts

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davepete t1_j6b9po1 wrote

In 1986, he was wearing the exact same length as all the other guys. Wearing longer shorts was considered nerdy.

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Bushelsoflaughs t1_j6bbijh wrote

Ya Ive seen all the sexy nba photos from the era. Larry Bird primo.

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CyberneticPanda t1_j6aoby2 wrote

Those are some awfully short cutoffs your dad is rocking.

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j6cwcyp wrote

He had an INSANE wardrobe throughout the 80’s and 90’s. Lots of tanks that showed his nipples lol. Some mesh crop tops.

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HalobenderFWT t1_j6av2nj wrote

Your dad has some humongoid snoobs!

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Mental-Pitch5995 t1_j6b1vto wrote

Dad was a jokester. They still keeping life lively together?

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j6b2you wrote

Oh god no, they divorced in 1991

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Mental-Pitch5995 t1_j6b3y4u wrote

I hope it didn’t have a negative effect on your young life. My post divorce issues have really screwed up my daughter. I’m thankful she has a great husband.

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j6b4ybx wrote

I was so little I barely remember them together

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Mental-Pitch5995 t1_j6b8ilk wrote

I had my daughter every weekend until her drug abusing mother and I had a final blow out fight post divorce. I didn’t see my little lady for 18 1/2 years. Now we live an hour apart, I have four grandchildren and our relationship is good except that her mother drives her crazy (still abusing drugs) and I get the fallout. My hope is you aren’t dealing with any fallout.

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Nipsy_russel OP t1_j6cwmhj wrote

My parents ended up co-parenting very well together, fortunately. After many years they got along really well together too. I suspect my dad never stopped loving her, but it was a complicated situation.

Once when I was in my 20s they were drinking together and I overheard them talking about how proud they both were of me and my sister.

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boeckman t1_j6b8c4z wrote

Are those real?

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trustbuffalo t1_j6c0l11 wrote

Malnourishment? Not a problem....

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Macca49 t1_j6atqnm wrote

Please note that OP’s dad is actually on the left 🤦‍♀️😂

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DaveMcNinja t1_j6au3bv wrote

Your Dad looks like Coach Peggy from the Girl's High School Softball team.

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not4always t1_j6av8c8 wrote

I appreciate that you are both behind the right surrogate mammary situation, and the boob (person) on the right.

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WellWellWellthennow t1_j6bfwoi wrote

“You got my brothers but you didn’t get me! I was hiding behind your right boobie”

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The_Sleep t1_j6bj3bx wrote

Well at least he could help out with breastfeeding.

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laflame25xx t1_j6cb82x wrote

Your dad is Michael Kelso?

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[deleted] t1_j6cjx02 wrote

Are they real boobs?

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tawncat t1_j6cvjop wrote

Your dads balloon nipples are protruding through 🤣

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pejoshkwe t1_j69cid7 wrote

Sorry, but this family photo looks like three generations in like 14 years! Cool that most people don't get to spend xmas with great great grandparents.

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wabashcanonball t1_j6b8ql1 wrote

This kind of display in front of children is being banned in many states.

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