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KivogtaR t1_j641qyl wrote

Take your shirt off and scream "NO! Im not a goddamn furry and I don't want to join your Sonic fan club!" What are they gonna do? If they hit you it'll look like they were pissed you didn't join. If they try to tell people about this it'll seem like they were asking you to join.

Be legitimately unhinged and they'll leave you alone. I've avoided bar fights by saying "If you hit me I'll cry and tell mom." They look so confused and then walk away.

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mitchade t1_j645ozg wrote

I know a dude who avoided a mugging by singing a song to the would-be mugger. Got confused, looked for hidden cameras, and the dude ran away when the mugger’s head was turned.

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depurplecow t1_j6468r4 wrote

While this works to a degree, this sacrifices your own reputation more than it impacts the bully(ies). You're basically choosing a solo school life until the end of high school. Speaking from experience

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robots_in_riot_gear t1_j64aoin wrote

School? Wtf

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depurplecow t1_j64bdp0 wrote

People don't really call these kinds of people "bullies" outside of school, they're just called assholes.

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robots_in_riot_gear t1_j64bhqx wrote

So people get mugged at school?

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Xenoxia t1_j64c9vj wrote

Yeah, that happens.

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robots_in_riot_gear t1_j64ds17 wrote

Yikes, mugged at gunpoint in school?

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Xenoxia t1_j64kxsl wrote

Yes... You know, some schools in the US require you to be searched and go through detectors and such on the way in.

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wild_wet_daddy t1_j681zo9 wrote

Nah, most people on the Internet are not from America but more civilised countries

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