Submitted by weakgutteddog27 t3_10pr0il in Jokes
Therapist
Submitted by weakgutteddog27 t3_10pr0il in Jokes
Therapist
Bro what
The-rapist ofc.
How I wish I could believe or understand this joke.
Your mother’s a whore Trebek
Just gotta give yourself some space for it to make sense.
Google snl jeopardy Connery.
The rapist
It's not you. It's a bad joke.
Let it snow.
Your mother wasn’t laughing last night because her mouth was full, Trebek.
Le tits now!
I’ll take “whore ads” for 400.
I'll take catch the semen for 800.
Whahahahaha
“Jap anus relations” for $200.
The penis mightier
Famous Titties
But Reynolds. That's not my name. Turd Furgeson. Ya waddyawant? You buzzed in. No I didn't.
Hey, hey, easy with that, that's my lucky stabbing hat!
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Happy cock day
I’d like to solve the puzzle.
OP went to jail. Charged with wasting our fkn time.
What does this mean?
Anal bum cover
Anal bum cover.
The penis mightier
Well done!!
The Lawyer
my lawyer has advised me to not finish this thread
The, the rapist, said the stuttering judge. . .
Aaaah yes, if you have to explain a joke then you didn’t tell it right.
Where is the humor?
this took me five minutes
happy cake day bud
You're sitting on a goldmine, laddy.
Who ish Dolly Parton?
This reminds me of the brothers grimby scene where he read therapist as the rapist.
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Analrapist.
Tobias Funke
your grandmother swam out to the japanese warships
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I believe you are referring Ed Sheerans "deepanalbumparty" pizza offer?
Psycho, the rapist psychotherapist.
So this joke, which is shared with a worldwide audience who may not be aware of the joke you are referencing, relies on knowing how another joke sounds?
That's not not what your mother said last night, Alex! Ha ha ha ha!
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It kinda relies more on english spelling than sounds.
A-rapist vs The-rapist.
So the implication is that they’re the same because of how they’re both rapists. They don’t actually sound the same when spoken out loud.
My previous statement about explaining a joke stands.
Yes explaining a joke makes it less funny. I didn’t say it was a funny joke. But I did say that because you are misunderstanding how this joke isn’t relying on a joke being known before hand or sounds because of some meta joke commentary. At some point a joke has to be based on something. Whether it’s a misunderstanding or not.
Happy Cake Day!
Psycho the rapist
Ask the therapist analyst.
Failing to invent one has been my greatest regret.
What did he say?
Don’t get it?
Am I the only one in the comments who actually liked the joke?
The_rapist
It means Alex Trebek’s mother was promiscuous.
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Months that start with Feb for 800
What’s Febtober Tekbek?
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Up yours, anus tart.
Well therapist would go because just because he a rapist doesn't mean he's therapist.
The-rapist
What is extra gas?
Psychotherapist, or Psycho the Rapist?
The therapist
So shouldn't the joke be phrased "A rapist and therapist...." instead of "A rapist and a therapist...." I didn't get the joke and thought that was the funny bit. If I'm still not getting it, can you explain?
The analrapist. A combination of analyst and therapist
Not always; it depends on the shared circumstances.
“A the-rapist” still kinda works if “the” is the title (though a little awkwardly). I’m not overly defending how it’s presented or how funny it is though so you could probably find better ways to present the joke itself. Merely trying to mention that it’s not based on sounds, so as long as you can read English, you should be able to understand the joke.
That said, it could’ve been a number of issues:
autocorrect adding an article to an incorrect place
general screwup of the presentation
Etc
It’s just not a very funny joke. The joke is basically just an attempt to exploit the fact that the word “therapist” contains the word “rapist”, which isn’t an original observation and other jokes do it much better and even they aren’t particularly funny.
Give me ape tit for $200.
Therapist... [my slow brain processing]
The_Rapist
Ok, good word play. Would work better if I could hear the joke instead of reading it, but good.
You seem to be a fun person.
Dude!!! You're selling Penis Mightiers?!?!
Wait. Are you selling penis mightiers?
im confused
"I jusht thought of shome more foreign girlsh I shnobbed"
"That's Foreign Flicks"
The analrapist
Sorry, did you get lost on the way to the Antijoke sub?
He said “therapist bc the rapist was making rap music”
Perfect setup for the punchline. A+
I catch seamen
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Happy cake day
I’ve got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier!
Both of 'em!
r/wordavalanches
Edit. Added the s at the end.
Oh Tobias. You blowhard!
First analyst AND therapist.
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
therapist
More baby gravy Alex
"a the rapist"
He he he Yup
This reminds me of a Squidbillies episode...
I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for 200!
Your mother caught a lot of mine last night, Trebek.
They might be after a few drinks.
Reminds me of Tobias Funke’s ANALRAPIST license plate
Jokes are only truly funny when told in your native language. Even then, only somewhat smart people get them. Not Rhodes Scholar smart, but more with it then the average bear.
All this time I though rapist was plural for rapper.
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