Submitted by weakgutteddog27 t3_10pr0il in Jokes
Therapist
Submitted by weakgutteddog27 t3_10pr0il in Jokes
Therapist
Let it snow.
Le tits now!
I’ll take “whore ads” for 400.
I'll take catch the semen for 800.
“Jap anus relations” for $200.
The penis mightier
Famous Titties
Who ish Dolly Parton?
Months that start with Feb for 800
What’s Febtober Tekbek?
"I jusht thought of shome more foreign girlsh I shnobbed"
"That's Foreign Flicks"
I’ll take Anal Bum Cover for 200!
But Reynolds. That's not my name. Turd Furgeson. Ya waddyawant? You buzzed in. No I didn't.
Hey, hey, easy with that, that's my lucky stabbing hat!
I’d like to solve the puzzle.
my lawyer has advised me to not finish this thread
That's not not what your mother said last night, Alex! Ha ha ha ha!
He he he Yup
Anal bum cover.
I believe you are referring Ed Sheerans "deepanalbumparty" pizza offer?
You're sitting on a goldmine, laddy.
Wait. Are you selling penis mightiers?
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What is extra gas?
I catch seamen
Your mother caught a lot of mine last night, Trebek.
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Happy cock day
happy cake day bud
Happy Cake Day!
Happy cake day
r/wordavalanches
Edit. Added the s at the end.
What does this mean?
It means Alex Trebek’s mother was promiscuous.
your grandmother swam out to the japanese warships
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Analrapist.
Oh Tobias. You blowhard!
Anal bum cover
Failing to invent one has been my greatest regret.
Tobias Funke
First analyst AND therapist.
The penis mightier
Dude!!! You're selling Penis Mightiers?!?!
The rapist
Ask the therapist analyst.
How I wish I could believe or understand this joke.
Just gotta give yourself some space for it to make sense.
Your mother wasn’t laughing last night because her mouth was full, Trebek.
Google snl jeopardy Connery.
Aaaah yes, if you have to explain a joke then you didn’t tell it right.
Not always; it depends on the shared circumstances.
The-rapist
Where is the humor?
So this joke, which is shared with a worldwide audience who may not be aware of the joke you are referencing, relies on knowing how another joke sounds?
It kinda relies more on english spelling than sounds.
A-rapist vs The-rapist.
So the implication is that they’re the same because of how they’re both rapists. They don’t actually sound the same when spoken out loud.
So shouldn't the joke be phrased "A rapist and therapist...." instead of "A rapist and a therapist...." I didn't get the joke and thought that was the funny bit. If I'm still not getting it, can you explain?
It’s just not a very funny joke. The joke is basically just an attempt to exploit the fact that the word “therapist” contains the word “rapist”, which isn’t an original observation and other jokes do it much better and even they aren’t particularly funny.
You seem to be a fun person.
They might be after a few drinks.
“A the-rapist” still kinda works if “the” is the title (though a little awkwardly). I’m not overly defending how it’s presented or how funny it is though so you could probably find better ways to present the joke itself. Merely trying to mention that it’s not based on sounds, so as long as you can read English, you should be able to understand the joke.
That said, it could’ve been a number of issues:
autocorrect adding an article to an incorrect place
general screwup of the presentation
Etc
My previous statement about explaining a joke stands.
Yes explaining a joke makes it less funny. I didn’t say it was a funny joke. But I did say that because you are misunderstanding how this joke isn’t relying on a joke being known before hand or sounds because of some meta joke commentary. At some point a joke has to be based on something. Whether it’s a misunderstanding or not.
Jokes are only truly funny when told in your native language. Even then, only somewhat smart people get them. Not Rhodes Scholar smart, but more with it then the average bear.
All this time I though rapist was plural for rapper.
It's not you. It's a bad joke.
OP went to jail. Charged with wasting our fkn time.
The, the rapist, said the stuttering judge. . .
Psychotherapist, or Psycho the Rapist?
Up yours, anus tart.
Sorry, did you get lost on the way to the Antijoke sub?
Psycho, the rapist psychotherapist.
Am I the only one in the comments who actually liked the joke?
No :3
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The analrapist. A combination of analyst and therapist
Daddy needs to get his rocks off
The Lawyer
The-rapist ofc.
Whahahahaha
This reminds me of the brothers grimby scene where he read therapist as the rapist.
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Psycho the rapist
The_rapist
Well therapist would go because just because he a rapist doesn't mean he's therapist.
The-rapist
The therapist
Give me ape tit for $200.
Therapist... [my slow brain processing]
The_Rapist
Ok, good word play. Would work better if I could hear the joke instead of reading it, but good.
im confused
The analrapist
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I’ve got to ask you... about the Penis Mightier!
Both of 'em!
therapist
More baby gravy Alex
"a the rapist"
This reminds me of a Squidbillies episode...
Reminds me of Tobias Funke’s ANALRAPIST license plate
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Perfect setup for the punchline. A+
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Bro what
What did he say?
He said “therapist bc the rapist was making rap music”
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Well done!!
this took me five minutes
Don’t get it?
Representative_Still t1_j6lz4co wrote
Your mother’s a whore Trebek