Submitted by roostertree t3_10f7tuc in Jokes
DodgerWalker t1_j4vcqu9 wrote
I understand the joke, but the chemist in me is like “that should be K2O and MgO” which or course wouldn’t work. When a metal and a non-metal become bonded, the metal gets named first.
roostertree OP t1_j4vg3d8 wrote
My a-MgO is metal af
Irate_Alligate1 t1_j4vh995 wrote
You are technically correct. The best kind of correct
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jungl3j1m t1_j4x1n72 wrote
Also the least funny kind of correct.
Enderman_Furry t1_j4xh54z wrote
Sadly
palordrolap t1_j4wgjnq wrote
OK (or better, KO) could be an "average" formula for a 50/50 mix of K2O and KO2.
It wouldn't be the first time such a formula was used.
That said, I don't know enough to be sure that such a mix could exist. I'd guess not, and any attempt would maybe release a lot of oxygen if not explode.
Getting it wet definitely wouldn't be a good idea though.
DodgerWalker t1_j4wt8eq wrote
I didn't realize KO2 was possible
Lord_Havelock t1_j4xq2if wrote
In chemistry, I find that a lot of things are possible, the question is if you can do it a second time.
DodgerWalker t1_j4xyov5 wrote
Yeah, you have all these rules but then they have exceptions. Like noble gases don’t react ... except the heavier ones can react fluorine.
Redditlogicking t1_j4zdg31 wrote
Superoxide ion
sintakks t1_j4zvbiv wrote
You can't knock someone out in the second round?
ijmacd t1_j4zfagy wrote
If NOX is used for Nitrogen oxides, why can't we have KOX?
roostertree OP t1_j55ta5g wrote
Sounds difficult. And everyone knows that hard KOx are reserved for students at the School of Hard KNOx
ProudWararar t1_j4zom5l wrote
Ah yes, Ionic bonding
Fantastic-Machine-83 t1_j4w0lqi wrote
You can still have OK in a chemistry context though. In a carboxylate Potassium salt the end of the chain will be RCOOK
DodgerWalker t1_j4w4p1b wrote
Who makes meals with carboxylate Potassium salt? RCOOK!
Fantastic-Machine-83 t1_j4wbz2s wrote
Even better, i was being pedantic with the R. Just COOK is great
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I_like_boxes t1_j4wphs3 wrote
I'm pretty sure my chemistry professor used this exact joke when explaining how to order things in ionic compounds. So I guess the joke works when you're explaining how not to do it.
roostertree OP t1_j55te5n wrote
Was it the gateway to ironic compounds?
ihbarddx t1_j4ytsj8 wrote
Yeah, but that's OK2
6DrNobody9 t1_j4w55zl wrote
Or rather more electronegative element is written last although there are some exceptions like NH3..
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TumbleweedHuman2934 t1_j4wkdmk wrote
Yeah I was kind of stuck on that too. Took me right out of the joke too bad.
CynicCannibal t1_j4x42ot wrote
Sometimes it is hard to be absolutelly right :)
enirgin t1_j4xaog4 wrote
That's just Ionist thinking. Broaden your mind!
CadetRS1344 t1_j4w8un8 wrote
r/technicallythetruth
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