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thethurstonhowell t1_j0pf11b wrote

Though they can overlap, the cougar is a distinct and far more elusive species than the more commonly found MILF.

They are often located in nocturnal social settings, whereas MILFs are typically spotted at sports fields during early dawn/dusk hours.

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Walbeb24 t1_j0q1pyy wrote

Cougar hunting is a sport.

Milf spotting is a hobby.

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careTree t1_j0qd071 wrote

I'll have to take a ride up to Milford and see what I can find.

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Ordinary_Guitar_5074 t1_j0pxf6v wrote

That’s true. A MILF is someone you would like to fuck regardless whether she is even looking for that. A cougar is an older lady actively on the prowl for younger guys.

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[deleted] OP t1_j0q1gta wrote

Just curious what age do you consider a cougar Vs milf.

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OffMyRocker2016 t1_j0q3sha wrote

Cougar: If she's 40 or older and she's looking for men that are 10 or more years younger than her, then she's a cougar.

MILF: Any woman that is middle-aged or older who has children and that much younger men find attractive enough to f**k.

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JThowhigh t1_j0q66pj wrote

Cougar is 50+ 40 is prime milf age the kids are older hopefully out of the house 😉🤣

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OffMyRocker2016 t1_j0q90vp wrote

Not so fast.. Cougars, by formal definition, are in their 40's or older, which includes women over 50. 😉

I'll agree with you on the second half of your reply regarding MILF's and hoping that the kids are at least old enough to be out of the house so as not to be an interference. 🤭

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[deleted] OP t1_j0qbsdl wrote

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OffMyRocker2016 t1_j0qdrt1 wrote

No such thing with 17 or 18 year old mothers being called MILF's. You're making it your own definition by stating that. Lol I suppose using your definition, that would also apply to even younger mothers, like 14 or 15, right? 🤷🏽‍♀️ No.

True on the actual meaning of the acronym. However, the formal definition means that the mother is actually middle-aged or older. That means a very young lady with children is NOT actually considered a MILF. Especially a minor. Check on the true definition of it. 😉

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chopper_sic_balls t1_j0pfhf5 wrote

Cougar boy probably won’t be up until at least noon still delirious from all of the fun last night.

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BadDogEDN t1_j0pt1dq wrote

we are just waiting for him to steal some fruit snacks from their children and sneak out.

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notanotheramber t1_j0pu4ce wrote

Just when mom gets rid of Steven the snack stealer 🥨, Jeremy the juice drinker shows up 🧃

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merryone2K t1_j0pght6 wrote

Breathlessly anticipating the results for a little vicarious titillation!

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1mJustALurk3r t1_j0puhnw wrote

I'm very confused.

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Bronto710 t1_j0pzbea wrote

They are referring to this post. He put updates throughout the night, not sure if OP saw those.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Connecticut/comments/zoafuy/the_cougar_chronicles_part_i_the_night_at_the/

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BronzedAppleFritter t1_j0qfjjl wrote

Oh man, it's such a long and drawn out "look how funny I am" thing. Especially when you picture someone taking the time to edit a Reddit post over and over while they're at a bar.

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mctheebs t1_j0s3gqf wrote

It really sucks and the only thing I'm grateful for is that it showed me just how many wanna-be fuckboy losers hang around on here.

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SD_Lostboy t1_j0qjej6 wrote

I'm still alive. Dropped the ball like a mf once, did the perreo with one of my bosses once. Somehow I'm not dead. Thank you all for your support, but now I need bacon and eggs

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qualitybatmeat t1_j0qyjq5 wrote

Can someone translate this into near middle-age, please?

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notbad2u t1_j0rfu9n wrote

I think he struck out. Or he was playing with his boss's balls

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mrcabrera t1_j0ukv4u wrote

He didn’t get lucky, however, he unknowingly ran into and danced with one of the managers he works under and felt he couldn’t take things any further at that point…and by danced he means he danced very inappropriately with her 😂

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Toxic_tutu t1_j0pj9jj wrote

I came here with the same question 😅

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Gravco t1_j0qaf1y wrote

Obligatory Milford joke

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RuggedExecuteness t1_j0pegq4 wrote

What was the breakfast?!

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Logical-Cat8319 t1_j0phcve wrote

four Bloody Marys, two grapefruits, a pot of coffee, Rangoon crêpes, a half-pound of either sausage, bacon, or corned-beef hash with diced chilies, a Spanish omelette or eggs Benedict, a quart of milk, a chopped lemon for random seasoning, and something like a slice of key lime pie, two margaritas and six lines of the best cocaine for dessert...

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jaysin1983 t1_j0psbyn wrote

“We were somewhere near Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take effect…”

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coco-coco-coco t1_j0pv9qz wrote

They were not in Westport, they're at the diner having hash browns and brown coffee 😜

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TheSlippery-1 t1_j0qdf3l wrote

I’m thinking the under cooked fish and chips did him in

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[deleted] OP t1_j0qgqef wrote

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[deleted] OP t1_j0qgu2o wrote

I just asked if milf guy made out alright? I didn’t tell a story

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Environmental_Log344 t1_j0qh1zy wrote

Oh I just replied to the wrong person! Very sorry. I hated this so much I rushed to comment. I can delete it since it offers nothing positive.

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BankshotMcG t1_j0pzenp wrote

And while we're here, sorry you had to deal with that troll. Their post history was atrociously combative.

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maybe_little_pinch t1_j0pzsi1 wrote

Well, they rallied some decency at least for that post. I didn’t see him posting anything overly ridiculous.

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BankshotMcG t1_j0xg940 wrote

No, not the cub kid, the troll in the comments who was a total asshole to u/momofthehouse. The person was just venomous unprovoked.

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MrKatalyst t1_j0q02i3 wrote

Did a bunch of teenagers take over this sub or something?

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[deleted] OP t1_j0qze9x wrote

You're acting like it was ever anything else.

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