Submitted by [deleted] t3_zoxp7m in Connecticut
SD_Lostboy t1_j0qjej6 wrote
I'm still alive. Dropped the ball like a mf once, did the perreo with one of my bosses once. Somehow I'm not dead. Thank you all for your support, but now I need bacon and eggs
qualitybatmeat t1_j0qyjq5 wrote
Can someone translate this into near middle-age, please?
notbad2u t1_j0rfu9n wrote
I think he struck out. Or he was playing with his boss's balls
mrcabrera t1_j0ukv4u wrote
He didn’t get lucky, however, he unknowingly ran into and danced with one of the managers he works under and felt he couldn’t take things any further at that point…and by danced he means he danced very inappropriately with her 😂
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