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Reply to comment by needsalaugh24 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
I mean, yeah. Just be careful not to break a hip
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Reply to comment by Sonafab in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
There was a Jerry Spriner episode where this young trailer park hillbilly said he liked “older-like ladies” and his gf was about 75, no teeth, really wrinkled. Looked like someone put a stripper bin a Time Machine. Probably fake but I recall it years later.🤮
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Reply to comment by Sonafab in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Age 72(old) and dried up vagina. Its meant to be funny
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in People who are presently sick what are you doing this new years? by wistfulmaiden
I did have nice dreams!
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Reply to comment by Beginning-Rip-7458 in People who are presently sick what are you doing this new years? by wistfulmaiden
Hope they get better asap
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in People who are presently sick what are you doing this new years? by wistfulmaiden
Ugh i slept all day between watching Bob Ross episodes
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Reply to TIL green beans, pinto beans, kidney beans and many other beans are all the same species of bean. by Zemi99
Also if you cook them incorrectly you can get really sick
wistfulmaiden t1_j29pf2u wrote
Macbeth Id recommend first
wistfulmaiden t1_j1qz3e4 wrote
Cause you like scabies?
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Reply to I just love floppy paperbacks by shiftinganathema
I prefer cheap ass paperbacks cause I dont have feel guilty if they you know get abused a bit.
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Reply to The Terror by Dan Simmons by idrinkkombucha
I love the topics I need to read it!
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Reply to comment by theboywhodrewrats in Goblin Market, Kit Curry, Digital, 2022 by theboywhodrewrats
Great job. I have a friend who is into art and she painted a lady bigfoot portrait!
wistfulmaiden t1_izb5cu8 wrote
I love Christina Rossetti and this is a cool modern take on it
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Reply to After the long holiday weekend. by skipperbob
Aw what a beautiful floof
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Reply to A Scottish woman walks into a sex store. She has a shopping for a dildo. by badpuffthaikitty
I knew this was gonna be good
wistfulmaiden t1_iy88n6u wrote
This one will destroy all
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Reply to comment by Kohakuho in He really fools you into thinking he's a proper gentleman. by Kohakuho
Whats his name
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Reply to comment by Kohakuho in He really fools you into thinking he's a proper gentleman. by Kohakuho
I really want an orange kitty next time
wistfulmaiden t1_iy50ml7 wrote
But his earz!
wistfulmaiden t1_iy04wgv wrote
So you called her a poopyhead?
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Reply to comment by IceFire909 in I like my women like I like my weather by legomonkeyspaceship
Trust me I’ve heard it from my old friend who now turns tricks for meth☹️