thomask1989
thomask1989 t1_j6nsijn wrote
Reply to What do cannibals call a womb? by beguiledhydra34
A greenhouse seems more accurate
thomask1989 t1_j6clb79 wrote
This joke is from South Park
thomask1989 t1_j642n7a wrote
There’s a Dutch brand called Dopper. They have metal and plastic versions of their bottles, there are also insulated versions. You can screw off the bottleneck separately, so it’s really easy to clean. Don’t know if they ship worldwide tho
thomask1989 t1_j63xo10 wrote
Reply to comment by A_Beautiful_Brain in Today I taught my son a valuable life lesson by eating his homework. by MrDagon007
I see what you did there, nice trig
thomask1989 t1_j62y07l wrote
Easily destroyed
thomask1989 t1_j5xjlmy wrote
Reply to I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I like how this is more of a practical joke / prank. Reminds me of this:
You walk into a random store and act all excited. You ask someone: ‘Quick, what year is it?!’ They say: ‘Ehmm 2023, why?’ And then you just run out of the store screaming: ‘It worked! It worked! I can’t believe it fucking worked!’
Maybe wear some 80s clothes for a real Back to the future vibe
thomask1989 t1_je1k3ur wrote
Reply to comment by Dontmentionthewat in My German parents 30 years ago today on vacation in the Netherlands by LonnieYo
Came looking for this