swisscriss
swisscriss t1_japgyxw wrote
Reply to MARDI GRAS: No cleanup planned for toilet paper covered trees after Tucks "Rain typically washes the toilet paper off of the trees," said a representative from the Mayor's Office. by Tiger21SoN
Just like how they tell you not to worry about dead hobos in Alaska, bears will take care of them before they start to smell
swisscriss t1_ja7edeg wrote
Reply to comment by tim36272 in CIA head: China is unsure whether it can invade Taiwan. by agonhaziri
Again more of the same, you put a Russian next to a Ukrainian and I'm sorry but you'd have to tell me who is who
swisscriss t1_ja7a9zw wrote
This may sound ignorant but could someone tell me the difference? When they talk it sounds almost like they are speaking the same language
swisscriss t1_ja207s6 wrote
Reply to Twitter argues before Supreme Court that letting ISIS use platform not the same as aiding and abetting terror by do-you-know-the-way9
This is honestly ridiculous, have they even considered all the lonely, isolated men that could use some purpose in their lives? Or the poor FBI agents that have been reduced to radicalizing basement dwellers. That's not even mentioning how hard it is to transfer money to people who bank through their mom's credit union
swisscriss t1_j9ivh1s wrote
Reply to Doctor has sex with patient in emergency department toilets 'to help with chest pain' by alyaaz
> He discharged her but before leaving she gave Dr Onyekpe a piece of paper with her telephone number on it, an employment tribunal heard
Before anyone of you squares starts attacking this man consider the possibility of this happening to you. Some lusty wench throws her gash at you one day and maybe you too would risk your career as an arby's store manager and marriage to the slow girl that hands out pens at the mall
swisscriss t1_j93yda0 wrote
Reply to comment by ryanfea in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
Just like I regularly tell law enforcement when they show up at my house; everything I have ever said has been entirely in earnest
swisscriss t1_j93xpsf wrote
Reply to comment by ryanfea in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
What do you mean?
swisscriss t1_j92bp6p wrote
Reply to comment by ThePresidentsNipples in Child labor in the United States costs $15,138 per child. by VoE_Monkey_Overlord
How else could they pay their rent?
swisscriss t1_j9239ju wrote
In my opinion there needs to be a drastic overhaul of the current laws. Currently the kids that work in my restaurant are only allowed to work a set number of hours per week, but since their parents often have second jobs I need people to cover open and close Explaining that you can't tell the nice lady from the county you're tired from working the fryolator is hard to do with someone with a third grade education
swisscriss t1_j8vdy4m wrote
Big deal, people in the medical profession are mostly of middling intellect anyway. Relying on memorization by rote and flow charts.
swisscriss t1_j74p3z0 wrote
Reply to comment by prefer-to-stay-anon in No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
I always get out of jury duty by saying I'm prejudiced to all races
swisscriss t1_j713i4o wrote
Reply to No charges to be filed against Coloma teacher who gave John Green book to students by AndeeElizabeth09
I'm sorry but I tried reading the one about the dying teenagers and it's clear the guy is a total loser. He has that certain mixture of timidity and arrogance that sets my teeth on edge.
swisscriss t1_j5sm8sm wrote
Reply to comment by DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey in Senator proposes caning as punishment for crime by Equivalent_Bell_4469
Glad we are on the same page but I draw the line at anything more than dipping a rattan cane in brine, more than 17 strokes is excessive
swisscriss t1_j5sjfoz wrote
As a child I witnessed one of the scullery boys being caned, he was caught scrumping apples. He never did it again and the lashing healed quickly. All in all I think it was an appropriate punishment for a seven year old
swisscriss t1_j4pcdlm wrote
Other than all those things, what has he done that was so wrong?
swisscriss t1_j4cgob2 wrote
Reply to UK schools ban physical contact, prevent students from holding hands, hugging by phoenix0153
Mashallah, school is for learning. All these types of things though seemingly innocent have dangerous consequences. Look at how the world is today, tell me you think it is heading in the right direction
swisscriss t1_j09ymk7 wrote
Reply to comment by Lemkis in San Antonio's 'shit sandwich cop' working as a police officer again, this time in Floresville by Kw5kvb5ebis
What are trying to say here? that I'm not a real woman?
swisscriss t1_j08vm6x wrote
Reply to comment by mechmind in San Antonio's 'shit sandwich cop' working as a police officer again, this time in Floresville by Kw5kvb5ebis
How could you possibly know that?
swisscriss t1_j08iw1u wrote
Reply to comment by mechmind in San Antonio's 'shit sandwich cop' working as a police officer again, this time in Floresville by Kw5kvb5ebis
That is just projection, first of all I am not a man.Secondly a proud filipina woman doesn't succumb to didactic questioning so easily
swisscriss t1_j083q9e wrote
Reply to comment by mechmind in San Antonio's 'shit sandwich cop' working as a police officer again, this time in Floresville by Kw5kvb5ebis
oh really? alarming is it? don't you have any pearls to clutch?
swisscriss t1_j068d6c wrote
Reply to San Antonio's 'shit sandwich cop' working as a police officer again, this time in Floresville by Kw5kvb5ebis
Look its not like we haven't all thought about it. Some people are just brave enough to live their dreams
swisscriss t1_iwg9j20 wrote
Reply to 'It's a pretty gross and offensive phrase': SA Premier under fire for 'sloppy seconds' comment by notinferno
I've only ever had sloppy firsts
swisscriss t1_iqzad7n wrote
Reply to Flipping tax proposal 'really scary,' says B.C. MLA who bought and sold 3 homes in 4 years by RidePlanet
Luckily for me I'm legally classified as a small island near Barbados
swisscriss t1_japnffu wrote
Reply to comment by GetlostMaps in Molson Coors appeals call to discontinue ad claim of 'beer shouldn't taste like water' by BostonBrewing
Great reference, your references are insane bro