surgicalhoopstrike
surgicalhoopstrike t1_j5f9k4v wrote
surgicalhoopstrike t1_j1w79b8 wrote
Wow, man! Might wanna keep your hands off ya junk for a few days.
surgicalhoopstrike t1_j1r47mu wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Ima call 🐂💩
surgicalhoopstrike t1_jbnyjh0 wrote
Reply to A brave and fearsome pirate sailed toward a small island, in search for buried treasure. He and his crew raced ahead in their rowboat, eagerly awaiting a massive payday. When they shortly came upon a large forest, they searched desperately for the last clue on the map. by YZXFILE
Oy!