sumreinramee

sumreinramee t1_isepcaf wrote

I'll keep it 100 with you, that girl is me. I keep a traffic cone in my trunk so I could hold really dope parking spots when I leave. I do think it is smart and resourceful. They say that Jeff Bezos was smart and resourceful during his come-up, and shit, he still is today. If Baldy McBezos can do it and make billions, why can't I do it, man!

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sumreinramee t1_isahcbi wrote

I know a girl who keeps a traffic cone in her trunk. What does she use it for, right? Like, it's super weird. Why have a traffic cone in your trunk? Oh, it's because when she wants to hold a really dope parking spot, she places the traffic cone there so other people don't park there. Hmm, yeah, I told her, you're not being smart. You're being a dick.

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