I would just carry a shovel and beat the shit out of it. At the very least wear boots and kick it.

Mandatory 👏 minimums 👏

Don’t pay more than $12-13/foot for below 9 foot tree or you’re getting ripped off.

Don’t forget to include the cost of a decent stand and a tree skirt (tree sap ain’t good for hardwood or carpet)

I sold them for years in high school, ama.

Everyone making fun of this post doesn’t realize that the stance “rodents scurrying by you is part of the charm” isn’t a winning way to increase public transportation use.

> If a community wants/needs bottled water, they should bottle it themselves with their own treatment facility.

This is so god damn stupid I can only think you're a troll.

Why would you want to discourage refinement when there is the potential for shortages across the continent.

Think, buddy.

There’s literally no point in wasting the time if prosecutors refuse to follow through with charges.